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I'm sorry Pharvest but that is not hot. This is hot.........

I think I have posted this before

Extract from the Diary of an Englishman

August 31st


Just got transferred with work into our new home in Karratha, Western Australia, now this is a town that knows how to live!!

Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.

What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck chair on the veranda. It was beautiful. I've finally found my my home. I love it here.



September 13th

Really heating up. Got to 35 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.

What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.



September 30th

Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me.

Another scorcher today, but i love it here.



October 10th

This temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat.

At least today it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.



October 15th

Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.

I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.



October 20th

I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time i got to the hot car for lunch, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $3,000 leather upholstery.

I told the kids that she ran way. The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat shit. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.



October 25th

The wind sucks.

It feels like a giant fucking blow dryer!! And its hot as hell.

The home air-conditioner is on the blink and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needed to order parts.



October 30th

Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. Bloody $900,000 house and we can't even go inside.

Why did I ever come here ?



November 4th

Its 38 degrees. Finally got the ol' air-conditioner fixe today. It cost $1,500 and gets the temp down to 25, but the bloody humidity makes the house feel like its about 30. Stupid repairman.

I hate this stupid fuckin place.



November 8th

If another wise arse cracks, "hot enough for you today" I'm going to fuckin throttle him. Fuckin heat!

By the time I get to work, the car's radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soaking fuckin wet, and I smell like baked cat!!



November 9th

Tried to run some messages after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the car.

I thought my fuckin arse was on fire.

I lost two layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my fuckin arse bunt off.

Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked cat.



November 10th

The weather report might as well be a fuckin recording............... Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and fuckin sunny.

It's been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.

Doesn't it ever rain in this damn fuckin place?

Water rationing will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms just might dry up and bow into the fuckin pool.

Even the palms can't live in this fuckin heat.



November 14th

Welcome to HELL!!!!

Temperature got to 41 today. Now the air-conditioner's gone in my car.

The repairman came to fix i and said "hot enough for you today?"

My wife had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail my arse out of jail for punching the stupid fucker.

Fuck Karratha!

What kind of sick demented fuckin idiot would want to live here?



December 1st

WHAT?????

This is the first day of Summer???

You are fuckin kiddin!!!
You didn't.
Believe it or not, a very long time ago I had at school an exam in an advanced geography course. It was about using weather data to determine the corresponding location in the world. There was a choice and I decided in favour of Karratha and it was right.
What hardships people don't go to for raw materials!
I've never heard the heat described so drastically.
 
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"SMHI: Coldest record of the century broken in Vittangi
Updated 16 January 2024 Published 15 January 2024

The lowest temperature of the 2000s so far in Sweden has been measured in Vittangi. This was announced by SMHI, whose climate station showed 44.6 degrees below zero on 5 January. With some delay, the record has now been recorded.

It was the climate station in Vittangi that after a break came in with a total minimum temperature of ❄️-44.6 degrees❄️. This new minimum has been recorded on 5 January 2024.

- Since it is a value from the regular measuring equipment, we have no problem accepting it. It will thus be both this month's and the entire century's lowest temperature so far in Sweden, writes meteorologist Sverker Hellström on SMHI's website.

‘Order restored’ - Lapland coldest
The previous coldest record in the 2000s was from 2001 in Storbo in Dalarna. Now the record has been broken.

- You could say that order has now been restored with a station in Lapland as the coldest, writes SMHI.

Broke the climate station in Karesuando
SVT has previously reported that the climate station in Karesuando could not cope with the cold during the latest cold snap.

It gave up at 43.6 degrees below zero.

- On good grounds, we can assume that it was even lower when it was at its coldest. But whether it was lower than in Vittangi cannot be said, writes SMHI."
 
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The future of Northvolt will be decided behind closed doors tomorrow.
The owners will meet tomorrow to decide on the continuation of the business or liquidation.
 
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"SMHI: Coldest record of the century broken in Vittangi
Updated 16 January 2024 Published 15 January 2024

The lowest temperature of the 2000s so far in Sweden has been measured in Vittangi. This was announced by SMHI, whose climate station showed 44.6 degrees below zero on 5 January. With some delay, the record has now been recorded.

It was the climate station in Vittangi that after a break came in with a total minimum temperature of ❄️-44.6 degrees❄️. This new minimum has been recorded on 5 January 2024.

- Since it is a value from the regular measuring equipment, we have no problem accepting it. It will thus be both this month's and the entire century's lowest temperature so far in Sweden, writes meteorologist Sverker Hellström on SMHI's website.

‘Order restored’ - Lapland coldest
The previous coldest record in the 2000s was from 2001 in Storbo in Dalarna. Now the record has been broken.

- You could say that order has now been restored with a station in Lapland as the coldest, writes SMHI.

Broke the climate station in Karesuando
SVT has previously reported that the climate station in Karesuando could not cope with the cold during the latest cold snap.

It gave up at 43.6 degrees below zero.

- On good grounds, we can assume that it was even lower when it was at its coldest. But whether it was lower than in Vittangi cannot be said, writes SMHI."


Uff.. that is.. harsh! At least we dont need to mine in our SURFACE PIT MINE during the winter... well played Mark!
 
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The future of Northvolt will be decided behind closed doors tomorrow.
The owners will meet tomorrow to decide on the continuation of the business or liquidation.

Sounds bleak. Considering that I was really mad that I couldnt invest in Nordvolt some years ago... I am very glad now. Fingers crossed for Talga. I dont want to say good bye to this company and investment. Its too good to turn into reindeer piss.
 
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Lol that was pretty funny! my wife was wondering what's so funny and I answered "the heat" which gained me a very confused look 😅
 
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