AVZ Discussion 2022

[ChrisU]

Moneybags, I could be more negative about the company, but some people take it personally.

 

[ptlas]

Charbella, just off the top of my head and without any looking into it…. I think it refers to AVZ wanting three Judges at Arbitration (Procedural Order No: 1)

Which means it ruled in AVZ’s favour of requesting three judges rather than one

I haven’t looked into the announcements yet as I am still too flabbergasted by the language I am reading…. There are far too many people trying to take my and @Winenut’s mantel….

There are far too many people trying to take my and @Winenut’s mantel….

You're there to be shot at.
Every lion king is deposed

 

[Mr Inappropriate]

Oh Nuts, we were just about to pass the mantle over to @Mr Inappropriate and now you’ve taken an unbreakable grip on it and @TDITD is trying to wrestle it from you…. It’s all happening!!

The only one who can take that mantle from you now is….

Look, I’ll confess I’m up against it. I usually only see the announcements after work, so Nuts gets a full business day to stew on the contents and create new invective for Z / PRC / BOD / Jean Claude van Damme / any other corrupt mutherfuckers, long before I’ve managed to string together a few naughty words to post here.

In spite of this handicap, I will fight on.

 

[MoneyBags1348]

Look, I’ll confess I’m up against it. I usually only see the announcements after work, so Nuts gets a full business day to stew on the contents and create new invective for Z / PRC / BOD / Jean Claude van Damme / any other corrupt mutherfuckers, long before I’ve managed to string together a few naughty words to post here.

In spite of this handicap, I will fight on.

Good for you Mr Inappropriate, my sentiments exactly…. Fight On Slugger

 

[Charbella]

Charbella, just off the top of my head and without any looking into it…. I think it refers to AVZ wanting three Judges at Arbitration (Procedural Order No: 1)

Which means it ruled in AVZ’s favour of requesting three judges rather than one

I haven’t looked into the announcements yet as I am still too flabbergasted by the language I am reading…. There are far too many people trying to take my and @Winenut’s mantel….

Hi Moneybags, thanks for your reply. I have gone back to all the announcements and can’t find anything related to procedural request from AVZ. With regards to AVZ wanting three judges at Arbitration, the ICC has informed the parties that it appointed a sole arbitrator. I am buggered!

 

[ChrisU]

Hi Moneybags, thanks for your reply. I have gone back to all the announcements and can’t find anything related to procedural request from AVZ. With regards to AVZ wanting three judges at Arbitration, the ICC has informed the parties that it appointed a sole arbitrator. I am buggered!

I wouldn’t dwell on it. AVZ is just trying to derisk.

 

[MoneyBags1348]

Hi Moneybags, thanks for your reply. I have gone back to all the announcements and can’t find anything related to procedural request from AVZ. With regards to AVZ wanting three judges at Arbitration, the ICC has informed the parties that it appointed a sole arbitrator. I am buggered!

I’ll see what I can dig up….

Funny thing only just happened, can you believe I just got a call from the Chinese Embassy!!

Unbelievable but true…. I hung up but am posting the number here below:

 

[Xerof]

Bags, you should have heard them out. I also got a call and they offered to buy my shares for $5 🫥🫥🫥🫥

 

[MoneyBags1348]

Bags, you should have heard them out. I also got a call and they offered to buy my shares for $5 🫥🫥🫥🫥

Not funny X, I’m deleting the number from the threads and just keeping a photo of it…. Very Sus mate

 

[JAG]

Just for you @Winenut @MoneyBags1348 @Frank @TDITD

When you have too much tonight and posted just look here.....love ya's

 

[oxxa23]

This announcement is essentially just a response to the AFR query?

Absolutely... Tommy enquired, they felt like they needed to release info on it because of that...

 

[Mr Inappropriate]

I’ve read, re-read, and read again that word-salad abomination of an announcement.
It’s almost like someone threw some duck entrails at google translate and this is what popped out the end. FMD.

Caution: What follows is a madman’s reverse-engineered interpretation of said word salad. Read at your own risk.

Now that’s out of the way, I think I can see AVZ painting a positive picture here:

Thing 1. Z/ICC Arbitration: The next action is for the ICC to determine whether it has *jurisdiction* to hear the case. AVZ think the ICC does not have jurisdiction and, if correct, the case will not proceed to the next step (of “being heard on its merits”).

Thing 2. DRC Tribunal: AVZ are seemingly so confident on this one they did not even send the office coffee boy to stand in the corner of the hearing room and play pocket billiards for a few hours. What the shit, Batman? Either that or they were binge-watching Doomsday Preppers and forgot to put the alarm on - dunno which.
Anyhoo, AVZ are saying “we don’t give a fuck - it’s not a properly constituted arbitral tribunal”, presumably because the dispute mechanisms are laid out in detail in other legal documents (JV agreement or somesuch thing). In other words, “until such time as one of these numbnuts from Dathomir invokes a proper dispute with us, it’s ours thanks all the same”.

So yeah, I think it’s positive. If correct, it might explain the vibe about being close to the ML, but who the fuck knows…

Oh, and to AVZ management: Hi. I hereby volunteer to write your announcements from this point forward. I’ll write some nice words that are both syntactically correct and logically structured. Then I’ll hand it over Wino and Moneybags who will add the kind of verbs and adjectives that would make a soldier blush. These announcements, so authored, will then be both understandable and entertaining. You know it makes sense.

 

[MoneyBags1348]

I’ve read, re-read, and read again that word-salad abomination of an announcement.
It’s almost like someone through some duck entrails at google translate and this is what popped out the end. FMD.

Caution: What follows is a madman’s reverse-engineered interpretation of said word salad. Read at your own risk.

Now that’s out of the way, I think I can see AVZ painting a positive picture here:

Thing 1. Z/ICC Arbitration: The next action is for the ICC to determine whether it has *jurisdiction* to hear the case. AVZ think the ICC does not have jurisdiction and, if correct, the case will not proceed to the next step (of “being heard on its merits”).

Thing 2. DRC Tribunal: AVZ are seemingly so confident on this one they did not even send the office coffee boy to stand in the corner of the hearing room and play pocket billiards for a few hours. What the shit, Batman? Either that or they were binge-watching Doomsday Preppers and forgot to put the alarm on - dunno which.
Anyhoo, AVZ are saying “we don’t give a fuck - it’s not a properly constituted arbitral tribunal”, presumably because the dispute mechanisms are laid out in detail in other legal documents (JV agreement or somesuch thing). In other words, “until such time as one of these numbnuts from Dathomir invokes a proper dispute with us, it’s ours thanks all the same”.

So yeah, I think it’s positive. If correct, it might explain the vibe about being close to the ML, but who the fuck knows…

Oh, and to AVZ management: Hi. I hereby volunteer to write your announcements from this point forward. I’ll write some nice words that are both syntactically correct and logically structured. Then I’ll hand it over Wino and Moneybags who will add the kind of verbs and adjectives that would make a soldier blush. These announcements, so authored, will then be both understandable and entertaining. You know it makes sense.

The funny thing is I think you got the first part wrong Mr I

Now I’m going to have to re-read it

 

[Mr Inappropriate]

The funny thing is I think you got the first part wrong Mr I

Now I’m going to have to re-read it

Maybe. Have an other read and share your thoughts…

 

[Mr Inappropriate]

I’ll see what I can dig up….

Funny thing only just happened, can you believe I just got a call from the Chinese Embassy!!

Unbelievable but true…. I hung up but am posting the number here below:

MB if possible can you please drop me a private message on the call you received? I can’t see how to initiate a message to you…

 

[JAG]

Who has their finger in this fuckin PIE!!!!! Guess fucking WHO

 

[Charbella]

I’ve read, re-read, and read again that word-salad abomination of an announcement.
It’s almost like someone threw some duck entrails at google translate and this is what popped out the end. FMD.

Caution: What follows is a madman’s reverse-engineered interpretation of said word salad. Read at your own risk.

Now that’s out of the way, I think I can see AVZ painting a positive picture here:

Thing 1. Z/ICC Arbitration: The next action is for the ICC to determine whether it has *jurisdiction* to hear the case. AVZ think the ICC does not have jurisdiction and, if correct, the case will not proceed to the next step (of “being heard on its merits”).

Thing 2. DRC Tribunal: AVZ are seemingly so confident on this one they did not even send the office coffee boy to stand in the corner of the hearing room and play pocket billiards for a few hours. What the shit, Batman? Either that or they were binge-watching Doomsday Preppers and forgot to put the alarm on - dunno which.
Anyhoo, AVZ are saying “we don’t give a fuck - it’s not a properly constituted arbitral tribunal”, presumably because the dispute mechanisms are laid out in detail in other legal documents (JV agreement or somesuch thing). In other words, “until such time as one of these numbnuts from Dathomir invokes a proper dispute with us, it’s ours thanks all the same”.

So yeah, I think it’s positive. If correct, it might explain the vibe about being close to the ML, but who the fuck knows…

Oh, and to AVZ management: Hi. I hereby volunteer to write your announcements from this point forward. I’ll write some nice words that are both syntactically correct and logically structured. Then I’ll hand it over Wino and Moneybags who will add the kind of verbs and adjectives that would make a soldier blush. These announcements, so authored, will then be both understandable and entertaining. You know it makes sense.

After reading the announcement 100 times, I think your interpretation of point 1 is on the money.

 

[John25]

Jesus …i have some reading too do …dont you fellas /Nellie & others work …apparently Nige & Board are rolling out the Welcome mat

 

[JAG]

I’ve read, re-read, and read again that word-salad abomination of an announcement.
It’s almost like someone threw some duck entrails at google translate and this is what popped out the end. FMD.

Caution: What follows is a madman’s reverse-engineered interpretation of said word salad. Read at your own risk.

Now that’s out of the way, I think I can see AVZ painting a positive picture here:

Thing 1. Z/ICC Arbitration: The next action is for the ICC to determine whether it has *jurisdiction* to hear the case. AVZ think the ICC does not have jurisdiction and, if correct, the case will not proceed to the next step (of “being heard on its merits”).

Thing 2. DRC Tribunal: AVZ are seemingly so confident on this one they did not even send the office coffee boy to stand in the corner of the hearing room and play pocket billiards for a few hours. What the shit, Batman? Either that or they were binge-watching Doomsday Preppers and forgot to put the alarm on - dunno which.
Anyhoo, AVZ are saying “we don’t give a fuck - it’s not a properly constituted arbitral tribunal”, presumably because the dispute mechanisms are laid out in detail in other legal documents (JV agreement or somesuch thing). In other words, “until such time as one of these numbnuts from Dathomir invokes a proper dispute with us, it’s ours thanks all the same”.

So yeah, I think it’s positive. If correct, it might explain the vibe about being close to the ML, but who the fuck knows…

Oh, and to AVZ management: Hi. I hereby volunteer to write your announcements from this point forward. I’ll write some nice words that are both syntactically correct and logically structured. Then I’ll hand it over Wino and Moneybags who will add the kind of verbs and adjectives that would make a soldier blush. These announcements, so authored, will then be both understandable and entertaining. You know it makes sense.

Correct and my left nut is saved

Thing 1. Z/ICC Arbitration: The next action is for the ICC to determine whether it has *jurisdiction* to hear the case. AVZ think the ICC does not have jurisdiction and, if correct, the case will not proceed to the next step (of “being heard on its merits”).

 

[John25]

Frank …pipe some of that water over here…tanks full for the time being