Maybe clutching at straws. When I posted this on the bird Deboss actually liked it
“Expect the unexpected”
It’s bear season in Canada and a hunter sets off to kill a bear. Dressed in camouflage and armed with his favourite rifle and fresh bait he secures a spot near a clearing bears are known to roam frequently.
Before long a giant grisly wanders into the clearing and with the bear in his sights the hunter takes his shot.
A loud screaming howl was heard from the bear, followed by the sound of trees falling and dirt and dust filling the air
The hunter runs in and when the dust settles he looks around but there is no sign of the bear.
A second later he gets a tap on the back of his shoulder, turns around and sees the giant grisly looking down at him…. The grisly rips all the clothes off the hunter, throws him down and molests him.
Several hours later, the hunter, battered, bruised and bleeding makes his way back to town and goes into the local gun shop. Furious at having been humiliated by the bear, he buys several semi automatic weapons and bear traps and plans his revenge on the bear
An hour later he is back at the clearing, bear traps and bait set, high powered semi automatic weapons loaded and aimed at the clearing, and is again patiently waiting for the bear when all of a sudden he hears the bear traps go off and fires several rounds into the clearing.
A load piercing roar from the bear ensues once again followed by the sounds of crashing and crumbling trees and dust and smoke filling the clearing.
The hunter runs in and when the dust settles he looks around and finds no sign of the bear. A second later, he gets a tap on the shoulder and turns around to see the bear behind him again…. The bear rips all his clothes off, and begins to molest him several times, first over a log, then up against a tree, on and on
Now the hunter, more humiliated, battered, bruised and furious than before is even more determined to take revenge on the bear.
Eventually he makes his way back to town, goes to the gun shop, purchases a rocket launcher, several grenades, more bear traps, and anything else that he thinks might kill the bear
Several hours later back at the clearing, with all traps set and grenades, rockets and other weapons all aimed at the clearing he waits again for the bear.
Before long the traps start going off, followed by grenades, rockets and rifle fire, and after the sounds of the howls of the bear and crashing trees and dust and smoke the hunter runs in and looks around and finds no sign of the bear
He turns around again and this time the bear looks down at him and says…. “Your not here for the hunting are you!”
