AVZ Discussion 2022

[BEISHA]

You know,

It almost feels like with the ML about to be granted, you could finally gently cup your balls and with huge relief slowly lift them up and out from the drawer that has been menacingly threatening to slam shut for years now. Sometimes that draw has had a big hairy sweaty hand on it and has looked like some sadistic bastard was about to slam it shut slowly moving it back an forth, but so far every time it looks perilously close we have heard a calming voice as we look over our shoulder, its Nigel.
He arrives places a hand on shoulder playfully comments on our dishevelled state as he proceeds to carefully and with precision shave our haggard and weary balls, thoughtfully placing a hot towel on them and removing the menacing hand from the drawer we feel intimately safer. He then produces from what seems like nowhere a moisturising cream to rejuvenate our fatigued war-torn family jewels, much better you say out loud, but he has already gone......however we realise we are still standing here still with balls in the drawer ffs, but they do feel great, I must ask him where he gets that moisturising cream from.

Once again a hand is on the drawer, vexatiously threatening once more to slam it shut. "Nigel, Nigel where are you I shout...."





(Disclaimer, if this is thought to be in bad taste I will take it down and apologise)

Too funny, dont take it down , i am nearly finished ....

 

[Remark]

You know,

It almost feels like with the ML about to be granted, you could finally gently cup your balls and with huge relief slowly lift them up and out from the drawer that has been menacingly threatening to slam shut for years now. Sometimes that draw has had a big hairy sweaty hand on it and has looked like some sadistic bastard was about to slam it shut slowly moving it back an forth, but so far every time it looks perilously close we have heard a calming voice as we look over our shoulder, its Nigel.
He arrives places a hand on shoulder playfully comments on our dishevelled state as he proceeds to carefully and with precision shave our haggard and weary balls, thoughtfully placing a hot towel on them and removing the menacing hand from the drawer we feel intimately safer. He then produces from what seems like nowhere a moisturising cream to rejuvenate our fatigued war-torn family jewels, much better you say out loud, but he has already gone......however we realise we are still standing here still with balls in the drawer ffs, but they do feel great, I must ask him where he gets that moisturising cream from.

Once again a hand is on the drawer, vexatiously threatening once more to slam it shut. "Nigel, Nigel where are you I shout...."





(Disclaimer, if this is thought to be in bad taste I will take it down and apologise)

Definitely don't take it down. That's one of the funniest posts I've ever read & strangely arousing very accurate

 

[Doc]

I’m very happy of the calibre of posters over here. Can only imagine the crap being posted on HC. My blood pressure telling me not to go there until this is settled for fear of blowing a gasket and going atomic on some arseholes.
With 2 young boys I’m so saddened by the attitudes of so many people. Since when did it become so popular to wish others ill fortune? I do feel guilty at times for bringing them into a world full of such hateful people.

I digress, looking forward to some more info from Nigel in the coming days. He must be supremely confident otherwise he wouldnt have sat in a booth at 121 giving out beer coasters imo

 

[Doc]

You know,

It almost feels like with the ML about to be granted, you could finally gently cup your balls and with huge relief slowly lift them up and out from the drawer that has been menacingly threatening to slam shut for years now. Sometimes that draw has had a big hairy sweaty hand on it and has looked like some sadistic bastard was about to slam it shut slowly moving it back an forth, but so far every time it looks perilously close we have heard a calming voice as we look over our shoulder, its Nigel.
He arrives places a hand on shoulder playfully comments on our dishevelled state as he proceeds to carefully and with precision shave our haggard and weary balls, thoughtfully placing a hot towel on them and removing the menacing hand from the drawer we feel intimately safer. He then produces from what seems like nowhere a moisturising cream to rejuvenate our fatigued war-torn family jewels, much better you say out loud, but he has already gone......however we realise we are still standing here still with balls in the drawer ffs, but they do feel great, I must ask him where he gets that moisturising cream from.

Once again a hand is on the drawer, vexatiously threatening once more to slam it shut. "Nigel, Nigel where are you I shout...."





(Disclaimer, if this is thought to be in bad taste I will take it down and apologise)

Had a good chuckle at this. @zeeb0t needs to have a post of the year comp, we have the early contender

 

[Xerof]

The suspension doesn't relate to the request for arbitration

 

[BRICK]

You know,

It almost feels like with the ML about to be granted, you could finally gently cup your balls and with huge relief slowly lift them up and out from the drawer that has been menacingly threatening to slam shut for years now. Sometimes that draw has had a big hairy sweaty hand on it and has looked like some sadistic bastard was about to slam it shut slowly moving it back an forth, but so far every time it looks perilously close we have heard a calming voice as we look over our shoulder, its Nigel.
He arrives places a hand on shoulder playfully comments on our dishevelled state as he proceeds to carefully and with precision shave our haggard and weary balls, thoughtfully placing a hot towel on them and removing the menacing hand from the drawer we feel intimately safer. He then produces from what seems like nowhere a moisturising cream to rejuvenate our fatigued war-torn family jewels, much better you say out loud, but he has already gone......however we realise we are still standing here still with balls in the drawer ffs, but they do feel great, I must ask him where he gets that moisturising cream from.

Once again a hand is on the drawer, vexatiously threatening once more to slam it shut. "Nigel, Nigel where are you I shout...."





(Disclaimer, if this is thought to be in bad taste I will take it down and apologise)

Slippery Zinjen probably deliberately waited till ML was nearly granted to make their move.
Easy, let someone else do the hard work and then step in once its guaranteed.

 

[ptlas]

So did the tough guy and put up with pain in the middle of my back for 5 days. Now in hospital with undiagnosed covid which has caused major clots in both lungs and killed parts of my lungs. Get to the doctor early guys
Due some good news today good luck everyone.

Get well soon dude

 

[ptlas]

Totally agree

CATH and ZIN have two different agendas but they are both Chinese entities and will work together for their own mutual benefit.... guaranteed

They will be told to work together

 

[Dazmac66]

Thanks to all well wishers on my covid lung clots. Much appreciated. Need to go on long term pain killers to alleviate pain of physio so as to regain full breathing ability or will end up with a collapsed lung. Plus 6 months on blood thinners. Fit and healthy 55yo. Covid just keeps on giving.

Not the announcement we were after, stay strong - "Sail the Wildest Stretch" (Powderfinger's finest)

 

[Hemicuda]

Thanks to all well wishers on my covid lung clots. Much appreciated. Need to go on long term pain killers to alleviate pain of physio so as to regain full breathing ability or will end up with a collapsed lung. Plus 6 months on blood thinners. Fit and healthy 55yo. Covid just keeps on giving.

Not the announcement we were after, stay strong - "Sail the Wildest Stretch" (Powderfinger's finest)

Fuck mate, no good, hopefully on the mend now.

 

[BEISHA]

Thanks to all well wishers on my covid lung clots. Much appreciated. Need to go on long term pain killers to alleviate pain of physio so as to regain full breathing ability or will end up with a collapsed lung. Plus 6 months on blood thinners. Fit and healthy 55yo. Covid just keeps on giving.

Not the announcement we were after, stay strong - "Sail the Wildest Stretch" (Powderfinger's finest)

Mate i aint no doc, but find out if VENTOLIN could help.

This covid lung is like having severe asthma, VENTOLIN helps to clear it, get the highest doseage avaiable if its plausible .

DYOR and take care.

 

[CHB]

Thanks to all well wishers on my covid lung clots. Much appreciated. Need to go on long term pain killers to alleviate pain of physio so as to regain full breathing ability or will end up with a collapsed lung. Plus 6 months on blood thinners. Fit and healthy 55yo. Covid just keeps on giving.

Not the announcement we were after, stay strong - "Sail the Wildest Stretch" (Powderfinger's finest)

In addition to what beisha said, check out CPAP machines too. They're basically respirators.

 

[ptlas]

Dammed if we do, damned if we don't.
So FT is on a crusade to clean up DRC corruption.
But this crap happens on his watch when he is seen with the Chinese Mafia during a NF absence in Perth.
Happy to go to Paris.

 

[TDITD]

Der Geist yet again gets a slap down. He just loves being slapped down, never listens or learns.

 

[Bray]

Thanks to all well wishers on my covid lung clots. Much appreciated. Need to go on long term pain killers to alleviate pain of physio so as to regain full breathing ability or will end up with a collapsed lung. Plus 6 months on blood thinners. Fit and healthy 55yo. Covid just keeps on giving.

Not the announcement we were after, stay strong - "Sail the Wildest Stretch" (Powderfinger's finest)

Feel your pain but on another level Daz, started with a small wound on my leg.. had hundreds from working on machinery. Left it, 3 months later its eaten part of my leg away.. community acquired MRSA staph infection. Constant antibiotics last 2 months, multiple blood tests, incredible nerve pain.. being a bloke and tuffing it out isn't the best idea.

Wish you a speedy recovery mate

 

[ptlas]

Thanks to all well wishers on my covid lung clots. Much appreciated. Need to go on long term pain killers to alleviate pain of physio so as to regain full breathing ability or will end up with a collapsed lung. Plus 6 months on blood thinners. Fit and healthy 55yo. Covid just keeps on giving.

Not the announcement we were after, stay strong - "Sail the Wildest Stretch" (Powderfinger's finest)

Was a physio in a previous life, though did not specialise in respiratory.
By all means follow up these suggestions and any others you receive.
But please don't go off piste, there are too many variables to make your own decisions.
What I would be doing is pushing the clinicians. Hard.
Can we do this? Why can't we do that? Because sometimes high workload puts them on autopilot.

Also, make sure you get second opinions if you're not happy and make sure you get the very latest treatment.
Covid treatment moves on apace.
Hope that helps

 

[Winenut]

Thanks to all well wishers on my covid lung clots. Much appreciated. Need to go on long term pain killers to alleviate pain of physio so as to regain full breathing ability or will end up with a collapsed lung. Plus 6 months on blood thinners. Fit and healthy 55yo. Covid just keeps on giving.

Not the announcement we were after, stay strong - "Sail the Wildest Stretch" (Powderfinger's finest)

Mate clickety click 66

Same year brother

Thought it might have been your birth year

I've already had my b'day this year so I'm 56.......you're 55

Respect your elders

 

[BEISHA]

Mate clickety click 66

Same year brother

Thought it might have been your birth year

I've already had my b'day this year so I'm 56.......your 55

Respect your elders

I am 54............piss off wino

Get with the times , you ole prick.

choof choof

lol

 

[Retrobyte]

Mate clickety click 66

Same year brother

Thought it might have been your birth year

I've already had my b'day this year so I'm 56.......your 55

Respect your elders

Get off my lawn! I'm 60

 

[Winenut]

Well I was very wrong. Did not expect the Paris inquisition. Apologies to Winenut, Samael, etc. for calling the Zijen issue "vapor."

All good my friend

No issue here

Cheers!