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I know it's not Friday, but I asked Chat GPT to roast AVZ share holders:
An AVZ Minerals shareholder? Oh, you must mean someone who's willing to play the world’s longest game of "When's the payday coming?" Let me guess: they've got enough stock certificates to wallpaper their whole house, but they're still checking the market every five minutes like it's a slot machine that hasn’t hit a jackpot in five years.
They probably tell all their friends they’re “invested in the lithium boom,” but the only thing booming is the sound of their hopes crashing every time the DRC hits them with more bureaucracy. "Hold tight! This is just a minor setback!" they say... for the hundredth time. Meanwhile, they’ve become an expert in African mining laws without ever actually making a cent off it. It’s not a shareholder portfolio they’ve got—it’s a collection of frustration and red tape.
Wow, that's brutal
