Mute22
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Got a burner email?
AVZ Discussion 2022
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LOCKY82
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Haha, I'd love to see what bullshit they send out and who it's actually coming from though
Frank
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My gut is talking me and my plums are tingling.......it is saying an announcement from AVZ coming soon, within a fortnight.............But both have been wrong many many many times before. Or maybe hope is talking to me.......now I am getting confused.
Either way I have moved the Drambuie bottle from the top shelf to the bench top in readiness ........
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Remark
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Ok, a little bit late for Friday Funnies but this is a true story that needs to be told.
I met up with a friend at the local club and asked him where his wife was. Apparently she had a fall last week getting out of bed and landed on the bedside table which hit her square between the eyes resulting in two black eyes.
The next morning she got up to find that the dog had eaten her dentures. She was understandly pissed off and lashed out kicking the dog. The dog bolted, jumped the front fence, got hit by a car and ended up having a leg amputated.
It's not funny but I couldn't help but laugh.
He finished the story saying "now she has 2 black eyes, no teeth & a 3 legged dog.
Think about this when you think you're having a bad week.
I met up with a friend at the local club and asked him where his wife was. Apparently she had a fall last week getting out of bed and landed on the bedside table which hit her square between the eyes resulting in two black eyes.
The next morning she got up to find that the dog had eaten her dentures. She was understandly pissed off and lashed out kicking the dog. The dog bolted, jumped the front fence, got hit by a car and ended up having a leg amputated.
It's not funny but I couldn't help but laugh.
He finished the story saying "now she has 2 black eyes, no teeth & a 3 legged dog.
Think about this when you think you're having a bad week.
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Moral of the story . Look after your teeth and don't kick your dog .Ok, a little bit late for Friday Funnies but this is a true story that needs to be told.
I met up with a friend at the local club and asked him where his wife was. Apparently she had a fall last week getting out of bed and landed on the bedside table which hit her square between the eyes resulting in two black eyes.
The next morning she got up to find that the dog had eaten her dentures. She was understandly pissed off and lashed out kicking the dog. The dog bolted, jumped the front fence, got hit by a car and ended up having a leg amputated.
It's not funny but I couldn't help but laugh.
He finished the story saying "now she has 2 black eyes, no teeth & a 3 legged dog.
Think about this when you think you're having a bad week
Mute22
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Because I love you all, I used a burner email but haven't received anything.
Is this that famous German sense of humor I hear so much about?
Spikerama
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No German humour is more like.... *to be read in the best Arnold Schwarzenegger accent...
1. Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he has motor neuron disease and he uses a wheelchair.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are migratory animals and instinct drives them to seek more fertile land.
3. How do you make a sausage roll? First, acquire minced pork, breadcrumbs, and seasoning. Then prepare a shortcrust or puff pastry, wrap the seasoned meat inside, and bake in an oven preheated to 200°C for 25 minutes.
*and yes I do realise Arnie is Austrian but I couldn't think of a better accent.
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