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Samus

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SilentOne

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Couldn't be closer to the truth.


For Nbaz and those asking, i'll give an update but in poker terms.

Its like four betting preflop with QQ, into pocket rockets and kings. Then flopping QQA and flat calling the 1/3 pot value bet from the A Boat(which we obviously slow roll). See the K on the turn and proceed to get slow rolled into x5 pot bet - obv call and head to the river 3-handed.

The table then goes for a toilet break, followed by some bullshit dealer delay, and more shenanigans.... we finally come back to the table, dealer winks at us and turns over the river card which is a 3 of clubs (yes this card specifically).

Just shoving here would be too obvious, slow roll the shit out of the others who think they have the nuts and everyone else is a bluffing donkey.

We take home the WSOP bracelet, you feel me?
Afternoon 9 - I worked in the Casino and I still have no idea what you have just said.

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UtterMoron

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Couldn't be closer to the truth.


For Nbaz and those asking, i'll give an update but in poker terms.

Its like four betting preflop with QQ, into pocket rockets and kings. Then flopping QQA and flat calling the 1/3 pot value bet from the A Boat(which we obviously slow roll). See the K on the turn and proceed to get slow rolled into x5 pot bet - obv call and head to the river 3-handed.

The table then goes for a toilet break, followed by some bullshit dealer delay, and more shenanigans.... we finally come back to the table, dealer winks at us and turns over the river card which is a 3 of clubs (yes this card specifically).

Just shoving here would be too obvious, slow roll the shit out of the others who think they have the nuts and everyone else is a bluffing donkey.

We take home the WSOP bracelet, you fee

Couldn't be closer to the truth.


For Nbaz and those asking, i'll give an update but in poker terms.

Its like four betting preflop with QQ, into pocket rockets and kings. Then flopping QQA and flat calling the 1/3 pot value bet from the A Boat(which we obviously slow roll). See the K on the turn and proceed to get slow rolled into x5 pot bet - obv call and head to the river 3-handed.

The table then goes for a toilet break, followed by some bullshit dealer delay, and more shenanigans.... we finally come back to the table, dealer winks at us and turns over the river card which is a 3 of clubs (yes this card specifically).

Just shoving here would be too obvious, slow roll the shit out of the others who think they have the nuts and everyone else is a bluffing donkey.

We take home the WSOP bracelet, you feel me?
What the fuck
 
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antimatter

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Couldn't be closer to the truth.


For Nbaz and those asking, i'll give an update but in poker terms.

Its like four betting preflop with QQ, into pocket rockets and kings. Then flopping QQA and flat calling the 1/3 pot value bet from the A Boat(which we obviously slow roll). See the K on the turn and proceed to get slow rolled into x5 pot bet - obv call and head to the river 3-handed.

The table then goes for a toilet break, followed by some bullshit dealer delay, and more shenanigans.... we finally come back to the table, dealer winks at us and turns over the river card which is a 3 of clubs (yes this card specifically).

Just shoving here would be too obvious, slow roll the shit out of the others who think they have the nuts and everyone else is a bluffing donkey.

We take home the WSOP bracelet, you feel me?

What the hell is this idiot on about...

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Winenut

TROLLS LIVE IN BASEMENTS WITH THEIR MUMS
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JNRB

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I don't think I can handle anymore false-starts/false-hope with this, so I'm trying reeealy hard to just hold out for an official announcement. But omg the suspense is killing me! 😅
Exciting though to finally have the buzz that things are happening 😊
 
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SilentOne

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Labour doing what Labour does best - Tax and tell porkies about not touching Super.


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Goat

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I can confidently tell you all that whatever information has been shared is not correct.
 
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Dijon101

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@JAG thanks for putting a smile on my face
 
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Azzler

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I can confidently tell you all that whatever information has been shared is not correct.
So that implies that you know what the correct information is? Right?
 
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cruiser51

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I can confidently tell you all that whatever information has been shared is not correct.
Oh my God not another one in the fukking know.

Come on spit it out, or just be another fukking knowall wanker.
 
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Winenut

TROLLS LIVE IN BASEMENTS WITH THEIR MUMS
No one knows what happens behind the scenes...no JAG, no Deboss, no Swetlana, no Jens, no Peter, no Tommy, no Klaus...so stop to play with our hopes and emotions. Most of us have a lot of money in this shit show and it is not funny at the moment.
Hi Petey :)

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cruiser51

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No one knows what happens behind the scenes...no JAG, no Deboss, no Swetlana, no Jens, no Peter, no Tommy, no Klaus...so stop to play with our hopes and emotions. Most of us have a lot of money in this shit show and it is not funny at the moment.
Peter has't anybody told you yet??
 
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cruiser51

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No one knows what happens behind the scenes...no JAG, no Deboss, no Swetlana, no Jens, no Peter, no Tommy, no Klaus...so stop to play with our hopes and emotions. Most of us have a lot of money in this shit show and it is not funny at the moment.
 
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Cheers mate . That's brilliant news . Hats off to the AVZ team.
Ok wombat 've only got a 500k shares but in my opinion I've told some reasonably good jokes over the months to warm fellow shareholders hearts - give it to me straight...

Should I

a/ make a hawaiian pizza, or
b/keep the pizza whole and apply lube?

Thanks in advance
 
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Azzler

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what can i do to prove i'm not a chinese idiot and i'm on your side ??? Please let me know

Nothing mate…. You are a dumb chinese idiot and you talk bullshit, just accept it, we have.

But if you really still don’t understand, maybe this will help

白痴
idiot, idiocy, natural

傻子
fool, idiot, mutt, simpleton, blockhead

蠢货
idiot, blockhead, dunce


呆子
fool, idiot, goon, gawk, simpleton, sucker

蠢猪
idiot, ass

痴子
idiot, fool, booby, madman, dunce, imbecile

蠢材
fool, idiot

蠢驴
ass, donkey, idiot

白疑
idiot

糊涂人
blockhead, booby, dolt, dunce, fool, idiot

傻冒儿
blockhead, fool, idiot

瞎头子
blockhead, dolt, fool, idiot
 
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