AVZ Discussion 2022

[Lucas Don Velor]

When are we expecting the next piece of news?

Tim will tell!

 

[Javman]

lots and lots of speculation yet not much fact.

 

[BEISHA]

lots and lots of speculation yet not much fact.

Ask @Theron20004 ....

 

[TDITD]

lots and lots of speculation yet not much fact.

As we speculate, the BOD are in talks with the DRC Govt and others to form a team of superheros not unlike the Avengers,
This was orginally speculated about back in late 2016-2017 by a Mr.Langford.
It seems after 'Hydra' almost infiltrated and destroyed the world as we know it, our brave superheros were victorious and are now back deciding to form a team as to be stronger in the face of any enemies who may come forward in time.

Aoon they shall reveal themselves, in a JV.

Until then enjoy the fishing show on TSE

 

[Winenut]

As we speculate, the BOD are in talks with the DRC Govt and others to form a team of superheros not unlike the Avengers,
This was orginally speculated about back in late 2016-2017 by a Mr.Langford.
It seems after 'Hydra' almost infiltrated and destroyed the world as we know it, our brave superheros were victorious and are now back deciding to form a team as to be stronger in the face of any enemies who may come forward in time.

Aoon they shall reveal themselves, in a JV.

Until then enjoy the fishing show on TSE

Love a good Aoon used perfectly

 

[cruiser51]

Home open mate…. Might be a few tyre kickers I’d reckon

Had a look at the 32 photos of Klaus' joint and asked the missus without giving her any background info for her opinion.

The response was: it feels colder than the North Pole, absolutely lacks personality, why is the dildo displayed in the bathroom.

My response was: it is the best part of the whole house, an orange dildo in a white bathroom, so you can't miss it, it probably flashes in the dark.

And then....
They want $16 million for this???

And I said: yep and small print that the price could treble even after completion of the sale.

And then....

What does the guy smoke??

And I said: a water pipe.

Response: Why am I not surprised.

So I said: would you like me to buy it?

And the response was: if you do you better get a new partner.

So the moral of the story...

If I want to trade my partner in for a replacement model, the easiest way is to buy Klaus' love nest.
But if I did, I would ask Klaus to take his dildo with him for office decoration in Kinshasa, it might come in handy.

 

[Mr Inappropriate]

Had a look at the 32 photos of Klaus' joint and ask the missus without giving her any background info for her opinion.

The response was: it feels colder than the North Pole, absolutely lacks personality, why is the dildo displayed in the bathroom.

My response was: it is the best part of the whole house, an orange dildo in a white bathroom, so you can't miss it, it probably flashes in the dark.

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And then....
They want $16 million for this???

And I said: yep and small print that the price could treble even after completion of the sale.

And then....

What does the guy smoke??

And I said: a water pipe.

Response: Why am I not surprised.

So I said: would you like me to buy it?

And the response was: if you do you better get a new partner.

So the moral of the story...

If I want to trade my partner in for a replacement model, the easiest way is to buy Klaus' love nest.
But if I did, I would ask Klaus to take his dildo with him for office decoration in Kinshasa, it might come in handy.

The dildo seems to have a cork-screw mechanism so I was wondering whether he…

Oh, never mind.

 

[Xerof]

It's not a dildo, it's an interpretation of a pineapple by Salvador Dali

 

[cruiser51]

The dildo seems to have a cork-screw mechanism so I was wondering whether he…

Oh, never mind.

Deviate!

 

[cruiser51]

It's not a dildo, it's an interpretation of a pineapple by Salvador Dali

And we all know that Klaus reads our opinion about his crap house.

 

[Samus]

I think my favourite is the sofa designed for smoking bongs on. At least it adds a bit of colour to the soulless monstrosity!

 

[cruiser51]

I think my favourite is the sofa designed for smoking bongs on. At least it adds a bit of colour to the soulless monstrosity!
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Would you buy a car from this clown?

 

[TDITD]

At least it adds a bit of colour to the soulless monstrosity!

So I'm assuming they didn't show any pictures of the wardrobe, his shirts are always good for an assault on the eyes.

 

[cruiser51]

So I'm assuming they didn't show any pictures of the wardrobe, his shirts are always good for an assault on the eyes.

Yeah you need welding goggles if you want to smoke a bong with Klaus.
But you can see his silly hats in the wardrobe.

 

[Samus]

Would you buy a car from this clown?

I'll have to get back to you.
I'm still trying to decide if I'd piss on him if he was on fire.

 

[MoneyBags1348]

I was talking with friends and they said Klaus’s house wasn’t fit for pigs

I had to disagree

 

[Sparrowhawk12]

It's not a dildo, it's an interpretation of a pineapple by Salvador Dali

For @Xerof , @JAG and all omnivores and pescatarians who do not prefer a pineapple; I present Dali's lobster-phone in the Montmartre museum. Would make a lovely gift for Klaus or CKK when they need to call for help. IMO

 

[Retrobyte]

I think my favourite is the sofa designed for smoking bongs on. At least it adds a bit of colour to the soulless monstrosity!

I'm a big fan myself of the sauna with the floor to ceiling windows

 

[Samus]

omg it's the Frankenstein mansion of debauchery!
He really should list it on the dark web.

 

[Retrobyte]

Let's hope it is double glazed, given the property is "conveniently located very close to transport"