AVZ Discussion 2022

[cruiser51]

The dildo seems to have a cork-screw mechanism so I was wondering whether he…

Oh, never mind.

Deviate!

 

[cruiser51]

It's not a dildo, it's an interpretation of a pineapple by Salvador Dali

And we all know that Klaus reads our opinion about his crap house.

 

[Samus]

I think my favourite is the sofa designed for smoking bongs on. At least it adds a bit of colour to the soulless monstrosity!

 

[cruiser51]

I think my favourite is the sofa designed for smoking bongs on. At least it adds a bit of colour to the soulless monstrosity!
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Would you buy a car from this clown?

 

[TDITD]

At least it adds a bit of colour to the soulless monstrosity!

So I'm assuming they didn't show any pictures of the wardrobe, his shirts are always good for an assault on the eyes.

 

[cruiser51]

So I'm assuming they didn't show any pictures of the wardrobe, his shirts are always good for an assault on the eyes.

Yeah you need welding goggles if you want to smoke a bong with Klaus.
But you can see his silly hats in the wardrobe.

 

[Samus]

Would you buy a car from this clown?

I'll have to get back to you.
I'm still trying to decide if I'd piss on him if he was on fire.

 

[MoneyBags1348]

I was talking with friends and they said Klaus’s house wasn’t fit for pigs

I had to disagree

 

[Sparrowhawk12]

It's not a dildo, it's an interpretation of a pineapple by Salvador Dali

For @Xerof , @JAG and all omnivores and pescatarians who do not prefer a pineapple; I present Dali's lobster-phone in the Montmartre museum. Would make a lovely gift for Klaus or CKK when they need to call for help. IMO

 

[Retrobyte]

I think my favourite is the sofa designed for smoking bongs on. At least it adds a bit of colour to the soulless monstrosity!

I'm a big fan myself of the sauna with the floor to ceiling windows

 

[Samus]

omg it's the Frankenstein mansion of debauchery!
He really should list it on the dark web.

 

[Retrobyte]

Let's hope it is double glazed, given the property is "conveniently located very close to transport"

 

[Chilla]

I think my favourite is the sofa designed for smoking bongs on. At least it adds a bit of colour to the soulless monstrosity!
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Bunga Bunga party room

 

[Retrobyte]

I'll have to get back to you.
I'm still trying to decide if I'd piss on him if he was on fire.

If you got an invite to the sauna room you could try! But I've heard the Germans like that stuff

 

[cruiser51]

If you got an invite to the sauna room you could try! But I've heard the Germans like that stuff

I'm going to ask Hooter to get Tommy to write an article in the AFR that Retro is a fukkin racist!

Come on Hooter, we know you read this, when you have some time, do it after you write your other shit piece to the ASX.

 

[MoneyBags1348]

Let's hope it is double glazed, given the property is "conveniently located very close to transport"

You could probably drop a turd from a drone into that pool…. No one would notice, you’d only be replacing one turd with another

 

[cruiser51]

Hoots and friends trying to break into fukkin WeChat....

Enjoy your day, don't lose your golf swing in the process.

 

[Rediah]

Hoots and friends trying to break into fukkin WeChat....

Enjoy your day, don't lose your golf swing in the process.

Tommy the TB and Co already tried their luck..

 

[cruiser51]

Tommy the TB and Co already tried their luck..

 

[Hemicuda]

If this is not an elaborate ruse can @JAG reach out as it’s getting nauseating as fuck listening to you lot bang on,,,