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Bravo's Official Important Update on Future BrainChip Updates

Dear Shareholders,

We are pleased to inform you that there is, officially, nothing new to announce at this time.

We understand that prolonged exposure to a lack of material news can lead to symptoms such as:
  • Refreshing the ASX announcements page every 8 minutes
  • Irrational hope at the sight of green candles
  • Typing “surely this week” in public forums with decreasing conviction
  • And, in severe cases, neuromorphic-induced announcement fatigue (NIAF)
But fret not!

With hypothetical funding, we are exploring how BrainChip’s Akida™ neuromorphic technology might one day reduce the neural trauma associated with chronic announcement deprivation.

By modeling the brain’s synaptic pruning and pattern recognition processes, future iterations of Akida may be able to:
  • Recognize and reframe irrational shareholder expectations in real time
  • Auto-mute “Wen moon?” forum posts
  • Deliver synthetic dopamine hits when your watchlist stays flat
  • And possibly, finally, announce the ability to detect an actual announcement before it exists
As always, we appreciate your patience, resilience, and above all your commitment to wild speculation.

Yours synaptically,
Bravo on behalf of the IR Team

Hold strong. Stay low-power.
And remember: in silence, there is potential.

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Unrelated but a good news story worth sharing

"When 79-year-old George retired, he didn’t buy a golf club or a hammock. He hung a handmade sign in his garage window: “Broken things? Bring ’em here. No charge. Just tea and talk.” His neighbors in the faded mill town of Maple Grove thought he’d lost it. “Who fixes stuff for free?” grumbled the barber.
But George had a reason. His wife, Ruth, had spent decades repairing torn coats and cracked picture frames for anyone who knocked. “Waste is a habit,” she’d say. “Kindness is the cure.” She’d died the year before, and George’s hands itched to mend what she’d left behind.

The first visitor was 8-year-old Mia, dragging a plastic toy truck with a missing wheel. “Dad says we can’t afford a new one,” she mumbled. George rummaged through his toolbox, humming. An hour later, the truck rolled again—this time with a bottle cap for a wheel and a stripe of silver duct tape. “Now it’s custom ,” he winked. Mia left smiling, but her mother lingered. “Can you… fix a résumé?” she asked. “I’ve been stuck on the couch since the factory closed.” By noon, George’s garage buzzed. A widow brought a shattered clock (“My husband wound it every Sunday”).

A teen carried a leaky backpack. George fixed them all, but he didn’t work alone. Retired teachers proofread résumés. A former seamstress stitched torn backpacks. Even Mia returned, handing him a jar of jam: “Mom says thanks for the job interview.”

Then came the complaint. “Unlicensed business,” snapped the city inspector. “You’re violating zoning laws.” Maple Grove’s mayor, a man with a spreadsheet heart, demanded George shut down.
The next morning, 40 townsfolk stood on George’s lawn, holding broken toasters, torn quilts, and protest signs: “Fix the law, not just stuff!” A local reporter filmed a segment: “Is kindness illegal?” The mayor caved. Sort of. “If you want to ‘fix’ things, do it downtown,” he said. “Rent the old firehouse. But no guarantees.” The firehouse became a hive. Volunteers gutted it, painted it sunshine yellow, and dubbed it “Ruth’s Hub.”

Plumbers taught plumbing. Teenagers learned to darn socks. A baker swapped muffins for repaired microwaves. The town’s waste dropped by 30%. But the real magic? Conversations. A lonely widow fixed a lamp while a single dad patched a bike tire. They talked about Ruth. About loss. About hope. Last week, George found a note in his mailbox. It was from Mia, now 16, interning at a robotics lab. “You taught me to see value in broken things. I’m building a solar-powered prosthetic arm. PS: The truck still runs!”
Today, 12 towns across the state have “Fix-It Hubs.” None charge money. All serve tea. Funny, isn’t it? How a man with a screwdriver can rebuild a world." .

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Every morning I ask ChatGPT, Copilot, Gemini, Grok etc to give me a positive affirmation on seeing a meaningful BRN ASX release prior to market open.

Every morning they all send me the same thing.......













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Go find one of these, will work just as good.
 

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miaeffect

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Howdy All,

I just came across a very interesting article published just a few days ago discussing Qualcomm’s latest chip for smart glasses. In it, Qualcomm’s Head of XR, Ziad Asghar, announces that the new processor is 20% smaller and 5% more power efficient.

But then - and here’s the kicker - he openly admits that battery life is still a problem!!!

Check out this quote:

"Asghar admits that glasses have a battery life problem at the moment but says some solutions could pop up."

The article goes on to say the chip might not boost battery life that much, and floats other potential fixes like more on-phone processing, connected pucks, doubling the battery, or even designs with replaceable batteries.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think this is pretty significant?

We already know that the NEXA Smart Glasses from Onsor Technologies, which use BrainChip’s Akida processor, have achieved all-day battery life, without external battery packs or reliance on the cloud.

So, if battery life is such a clear and persistent issue in the AR/XR wearables space, and BrainChip has a chip that literally solves it… surely Qualcomm has to be aware of this?

To be fair, Asghar probably doesn't want to go announcing to the the whole world that “BrainChip is the solution!” It wouldn't exactly be a smart move since they're trying to secure a competitive edge. But, let’s be real, if Qualcomm and other companies in the smart glasses space haven't been exploring licensing Akida or something similar, it'd be like trying to build a race car but refusing to use tires IMO.



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Battery life issue? No problem
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Unrelated but a good news story worth sharing

"When 79-year-old George retired, he didn’t buy a golf club or a hammock. He hung a handmade sign in his garage window: “Broken things? Bring ’em here. No charge. Just tea and talk.” His neighbors in the faded mill town of Maple Grove thought he’d lost it. “Who fixes stuff for free?” grumbled the barber.
But George had a reason. His wife, Ruth, had spent decades repairing torn coats and cracked picture frames for anyone who knocked. “Waste is a habit,” she’d say. “Kindness is the cure.” She’d died the year before, and George’s hands itched to mend what she’d left behind.

The first visitor was 8-year-old Mia, dragging a plastic toy truck with a missing wheel. “Dad says we can’t afford a new one,” she mumbled. George rummaged through his toolbox, humming. An hour later, the truck rolled again—this time with a bottle cap for a wheel and a stripe of silver duct tape. “Now it’s custom ,” he winked. Mia left smiling, but her mother lingered. “Can you… fix a résumé?” she asked. “I’ve been stuck on the couch since the factory closed.” By noon, George’s garage buzzed. A widow brought a shattered clock (“My husband wound it every Sunday”).

A teen carried a leaky backpack. George fixed them all, but he didn’t work alone. Retired teachers proofread résumés. A former seamstress stitched torn backpacks. Even Mia returned, handing him a jar of jam: “Mom says thanks for the job interview.”

Then came the complaint. “Unlicensed business,” snapped the city inspector. “You’re violating zoning laws.” Maple Grove’s mayor, a man with a spreadsheet heart, demanded George shut down.
The next morning, 40 townsfolk stood on George’s lawn, holding broken toasters, torn quilts, and protest signs: “Fix the law, not just stuff!” A local reporter filmed a segment: “Is kindness illegal?” The mayor caved. Sort of. “If you want to ‘fix’ things, do it downtown,” he said. “Rent the old firehouse. But no guarantees.” The firehouse became a hive. Volunteers gutted it, painted it sunshine yellow, and dubbed it “Ruth’s Hub.”

Plumbers taught plumbing. Teenagers learned to darn socks. A baker swapped muffins for repaired microwaves. The town’s waste dropped by 30%. But the real magic? Conversations. A lonely widow fixed a lamp while a single dad patched a bike tire. They talked about Ruth. About loss. About hope. Last week, George found a note in his mailbox. It was from Mia, now 16, interning at a robotics lab. “You taught me to see value in broken things. I’m building a solar-powered prosthetic arm. PS: The truck still runs!”
Today, 12 towns across the state have “Fix-It Hubs.” None charge money. All serve tea. Funny, isn’t it? How a man with a screwdriver can rebuild a world." .

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Nice story. In Germany, it is called repair café. They are only open every few weeks, but they are also free, and there is a jar where you can put in some money if you like, but you do not need to. They repaired my sewing machine.
 
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Nice story. In Germany, it is called repair café. They are only open every few weeks, but they are also free, and there is a jar where you can put in some money if you like, but you do not need to. They repaired my sewing machine.
Do they repair broken share prices at all?

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Bravo's Official Important Update on Future BrainChip Updates

Dear Shareholders,

We are pleased to inform you that there is, officially, nothing new to announce at this time.

We understand that prolonged exposure to a lack of material news can lead to symptoms such as:
  • Refreshing the ASX announcements page every 8 minutes
  • Irrational hope at the sight of green candles
  • Typing “surely this week” in public forums with decreasing conviction
  • And, in severe cases, neuromorphic-induced announcement fatigue (NIAF)
But fret not!

With hypothetical funding, we are exploring how BrainChip’s Akida™ neuromorphic technology might one day reduce the neural trauma associated with chronic announcement deprivation.

By modeling the brain’s synaptic pruning and pattern recognition processes, future iterations of Akida may be able to:
  • Recognize and reframe irrational shareholder expectations in real time
  • Auto-mute “Wen moon?” forum posts
  • Deliver synthetic dopamine hits when your watchlist stays flat
  • And possibly, finally, announce the ability to detect an actual announcement before it exists
As always, we appreciate your patience, resilience, and above all your commitment to wild speculation.

Yours synaptically,
Bravo on behalf of the IR Team

Hold strong. Stay low-power.
And remember: in silence, there is potential.

"Building tomorrow’s tech. Just... not necessarily today."
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