Wow, you poor sod!
Scammed once? Devastating!
Scammed twice? So unlucky!!!!
But, then you magically stumble

across a totally non-shady AF crypto recovery service that doesn't ask for money upfront that somehow "recovers"

90% of stolen funds from the rancid bowels of the blockchain abyss?
I mean, nothing screams "trustworthy operation" like some completely rando guy who got scammed twice who pops up out of no-where on our thread to tell us how to hand over our personal details to the third time’s-a-charm scam-squad.
What could possibly go wrong?
In fact, let me just go grab my passport, bank details, and the name of my first pet turtle so we can get this recovery miracle moving faster!
