AVZ Discussion 2022

[ptlas]

A man walks into a Parliament office and says to the receptionist,

"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P."

The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''

He was filling the form OK until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised?''

So he asked the receptionist, "Is this question necessary?"

She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible."

He then asked, "What difference does it make if I am circumcised?"

She replied, "To become a Green MP you have to be a complete dick."

 

[ptlas]

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..
A friend of mine was wearing one
when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting
how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong,
especially after what he achieved,
winning 7 Tour de France races, whilst on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my f-ing bike.

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn’t take my TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels.
Sick bastard!

VIDEO SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD
entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money!
Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
"Hey dumb ass, if you ate a can of beans
would you know which one made you fart?"

 

[Bonsoir]

Thanks Xerof. Just checked into HC & saw your post there - can’t give you any more than “trust me I’m me” for now because I’m suspended till the 2nd for calling Lenny out for the shit for brains he is. I won’t trouble Wino for now. Would be nice to know what you blokes probably have a bit of inside running on, but I’ll kick back for now safe in the thinking that things are tracking as they seem. In the meantime, there’s expletive-laden fun to be had here with the moron.

Call that maggot anything you like here on the troll page, won’t stop him but tell him what you really think without those scum moderators protecting their love child.

 

[trollate]

Looks like the X is cleaning their Forum UP and moving on the TROLLS..imo
Many have tears in their EYES...imo
Hope AVZ updates S H, about success or FAILURE in getting a DEAL DONE...imo

There will be an update SOME time SOON...imo
TEARS will be wiped AWAY...imo
We will SEE Nigel's smug GRIN once again...imo

 

[Anchorman]

There will be an update SOME time SOON...imo
TEARS will be wiped AWAY...imo
We will SEE Nigel's smug GRIN once again...imo

SOME might not see it that way…!
An UPDATE is not guaranteed soon — TIMING is still UNCERTAIN…!
Tears are not wiped away until the FINAL OUTCOME is signed and SEALED…LMAO!
Nigel’s grin only matters when RESULTS hit the PAGE… imo..!!

 

[tolate]

ha ha, stay alert brah, is that really Cobber? or some scoundrel trying to sneak into the VIP room!

 

[cruiser51]

Ok, reply to me on HC, then you’re welcome to join the group elsewhere

 

[Cobberoonski]

Call that maggot anything you like here on the troll page, won’t stop him but tell him what you really think without those scum moderators protecting their love child.

Cheers Bonsoir. Bit busy for now being month-end and all, but loving the idea of what I’ll be alllowed to serve up to the useless cunt (apologies ladies) when I get away from work.

 

[Remark]