I missed Friday jokes as I was suffering depression , the police just shut all the alcohol shops in my home base in Java till after xmas but then I realized I stocked up so here is a late joke .
3 dogs at the vet
1st dog says to the others I chased and bit the postman so they are putting me down today
2nd dog says same here and I am also getting put down today.
3rd dog says well I was in the kitchen when my owner came in naked and bent over under the sink so I quickly mounted and had the time of my life , wow the other two said and your being put down for that , nah just in to have my nails clipped .
3 dogs at the vet
1st dog says to the others I chased and bit the postman so they are putting me down today
2nd dog says same here and I am also getting put down today.
3rd dog says well I was in the kitchen when my owner came in naked and bent over under the sink so I quickly mounted and had the time of my life , wow the other two said and your being put down for that , nah just in to have my nails clipped .