Thank you Silent on that most salient point of advice
I did my own research,
My Findings :
In this I found startlingly that Janes opining on messing with people who are very concerned about the AVZ outcome (would this not be every. single. shareholder. including...ahh nvm) is wrong morally, ethically and the height of most undesirable behaviours.
Upon coming to this conclusion on Janes stance, I found myself agreeing with said stance placing my AVZ cap firmly on my head with a hand placed gently on my beating heart a slight dip of the head in a solemn moment of silence, in solidarity with the suffering of the AVZ Army.
The next step on the ladder of logic is to look at the said 'messing' that has crossed the line into the realm of moral scum.
Ahhh its someone has fights with his own shadow, jokes alot, also is notorious for a patience shorter than a midget on his knees.
Upon reading this very post myself before all that followed, my reaction was during reading, here is a joke coming, by the end, that was a joke, I was mildly amused and what may have been mistaken for a smile could have spread across my face.
Ok lets look at this:
The first clue was to be found as early as the second line : '
AVZ has successfully negotiated'
Sorry Bags but was a huge red flag for me and my bullshit alarms went fucking ballistic.
The second clue was :
'including cassiterite'
We have always forgot about the tin, shit CAMI has forgot about the tin, so this let me know my todger was being pulled.
The third clue : '
90% ownership confirmed'
Really guys, fucking really. With the GREED the DRC Govt is showing, the outright corruption coursing through the veins of literally every single politician milking the DRC dry, you thought we would get 90%. Its as obvious as a bloke in drag (library time with the kids for some of you newbies here) that we are not getting 90%, it is clear the DRC want more, for the excellent assistance we have received from them to date.
The fourth clue :
'Felix ministerial reshuffle currently underway'
DRC has already had a ministerial reshuffle remember, and come on the last one took months upon months AFTER they announced it, now re-read that twice and then pause, wait for it.................................................................................................................................................................................................................
there we go hopefully that creaking you heard was the remainder of your braincells firing up.
The Fifth clue :
'Nigel is giving me all his shares in return for me having negotiated all the above on his behalf.'
FFS do I really have to go into this. Nige is actually transferring half his owned shares to me. Cue a few smooth brains emailing Nigel in protest.
Conclusion:
This was a joke, for the majority of those who have been reading this forum for some time now they would have picked up on this before the end of the post. By the end of the post its an obvious joke, even to those who are a bit, um, well, slow.
A joke is a display of humor, having fun with words, to solicit laughter, even to cause amusement.
Those who did not find any slight enjoyment in the 'offending' post and also similar from others in recent times, most likely have undergone a humor lobotomy, the same crowd that finds offence in a picture of an attractive woman in a bikini from
@JAG 
