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@Xerof issued a decree some months back stating that, henceforth, that very naught word must be spelled with a “K”*, in honour of our hero, Klaus.
Here’s a usage example to help you along: On school days, Princess and Mupande would spend playtime together, stuffing their faces with confectionary and plotting their next raid on the school canteen. Sometimes they ate so much confectionary it made them a little “loco” - whereby they would sit on the floor with legs crossed wearing only their underwear and a knowing grin.
One time, and without warning, Mupande burst from the room only to return hours later with a toy Range Rover for his special friend. Another time Princess, cheeks bulging with semi-chewed chocolate fudge and her head slightly bowed looked Mupande dead in the eye and said slowly “Klaus. Is. A. Kunt!”. Mupande, shocked at first at such spicy language from the lips of the normally-polite Princess, eventually responded. Rising to his feet the candy wrappers fell from his lap. Unphased, he placed one hand and then the other on each hip. With several long slow thrusting motions of his hips, he let out guttural scream of agreement: “Klaus IS a kunt!”. A long silence fell over the room as the two stared blankly at each other. Moments passed before the two of them burst into rapturous laughter, and they staggered about the room. Tiring, and aching from laughter they fell to the floor, scattered as it was with wrappers and uneaten confectionary. After a brief moment of reflection and a simple exchange of knowing glances, they returned to their gorging.
*“Khunt” is an acceptable variation in some regions.