Did you ask them if you could become their Senior Australian Salesperson?
Serious questions.
Can you get to Canberra on the 3rd March 2026?
Do you know anything about farming equipment, cows or mining?
Do you own RM Williams boots (real or Bunnings edition)?
And most importantly… do you have access to a fold-out trestle table and a wrinkled tablecloth?
If you answered "yes" to at least two of these questions, I think you should go and represent us at this Agriculture Expo.
We'll get you a big sign that says “Akida runs on less power than your beer fridge.” Some grassroots marketing like this should get more engagement than a 40-slide deck on neuromorphic sparsity.
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Did you ask them if you could become their Senior Australian Salesperson?
Serious questions.
Can you get to Canberra on the 3rd March 2026?
Do you know anything about farming equipment, cows or mining?
Do you own RM Williams boots (real or Bunnings edition)?
And most importantly… do you have access to a fold-out trestle table and a wrinkled tablecloth?
If you answered "yes" to at least two of these questions, I think you should go and represent us at this Agriculture Expo absolutely Huge event.
We'll get you a big sign that says “Akida runs on less power than your beer fridge.” Some grassroots marketing like this should get more engagement than a 40-slide deck on neuromorphic sparsity.
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Okay!! I'll do it!!
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Salary 0???? WTF…. What kind of business do you run?? All my staff is paying me 50% of their income from a second job they need to do…. Called selleryI love the enthusiasm!
For a second there I thought your username was HarryCool not Dirty Harry… but close enough.
Before I lock you in as Head of National Agricultural Expansion, can you outline what skills you bring to the table… cloth? Hehehe!
Important disclosures:
• Salary: $0
• Equity: emotional
• Travel allowance: you can borrow my ute (fuel not included)
• Accommodation: if we pass the hat around we might be able to stump up enough for a night at the Canberra Motor Inn… continental breakfast not included.
If you can squint meaningfully into the distance like Clint and say something cryptic about efficiency, while milking a cow without flinching - you’re hired!
Can I suggest you say something like this to draw in the crowd.
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question:
Do you feel power-hungry?
Well… do ya, punk?
Because Akida doesn’t.”
Salary 0???? WTF…. What kind of business do you run?? All my staff is paying me 50% of their income from a second job they need to do…. Called sellery
Come on bravo….
You don't need to keep selling me on it Bravo!Look, I know “no salary” sounds bad. That’s because it is bad. But as I tried explaining a week or so ago to that so-called crypto recovery expert (AKA scamming bastard), I am currently busted-ar$e and stone-cold broke, so I can't afford to pay them a brass razoo I'm afraid.
I'm operating under the highly sophisticated financial model known as "skint". It’s a lean model. Very lean. Largely funded by the rather underwhelming performance of certain shares we shall not name but definitely own.
Aside from that, I haven’t exactly received formal board approval from Sean to start recruiting and paying a roaming band of agricultural ambassadors with mullets, VB's and a trestle table with a wrinkled tablecloth.
That said, Harry Cool and Smoothy will absolutely be compensated - just not fiscally.
They’ll be paid in fresh country air, confused looks from brawny blokes in RM Williams and flannies and the wonderful aroma of fresh cow manure.
Some companies offer bonuses. I am offering them a character-building opportunity.
And if they manage to sell our tech to some big agricultural businesses, we can all chip in and buy them something really nice, like an Engel fridge to keep their VB's cold. Which, ironically, will still use more power than Akida.
More of this is needed by the company. By informing Australians about what BRN is doing, is and markets it is targeting, then the share price should gain imo as educating investors in the ASX seen as listed BRN is on it.Australian AI pushes deeper into US | The Australian
Extract :- “Edge AI and defence demand
BrainChip Holdings (ASX:BRN) is pursuing a different but equally strategic path into the US market. Its neuromorphic AI processor, Akida, is designed for low-power, on-device machine learning.
The technology has attracted interest across aerospace, defence and automotive sectors, where demand for edge AI capability continues to expand.
In these environments, efficiency and real-time decision-making at the device level are commercially and strategically important.
By focusing on specialised industrial and defence use cases rather than mass-market applications, BrainChip has aligned itself with segments of the US economy investing heavily in advanced computing capability.
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Beautiful!!! Thank you for sharing.Australian AI pushes deeper into US | The Australian
Extract :- “Edge AI and defence demand
BrainChip Holdings (ASX:BRN) is pursuing a different but equally strategic path into the US market. Its neuromorphic AI processor, Akida, is designed for low-power, on-device machine learning.
The technology has attracted interest across aerospace, defence and automotive sectors, where demand for edge AI capability continues to expand.
In these environments, efficiency and real-time decision-making at the device level are commercially and strategically important.
By focusing on specialised industrial and defence use cases rather than mass-market applications, BrainChip has aligned itself with segments of the US economy investing heavily in advanced computing capability.
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More of this is needed by the company. By informing Australians about what BRN is doing, is and markets it is targeting, then the share price should gain imo as educating investors in the ASX seen as listed BRN is on it.
Also, I encourage professionals across all industries - doctors, lawyers, engineers, bankers, accountants, teachers, etc and etc... to like and share the posts of IBM’s Field CTO (Kevin D Johnston) on LinkedIn and Twitter!!!
We need to spread the word globally about how impressive BrainChip’s Akida technology is - it’s truly a hidden gem at the moment especially at this price... I honestly believe oneday it has the potential to become another Nvidia... It can change the world!!!
Is it?The old fashion radio or TV is the best medium for marketing.
Love this! Unfortunately it comes without revenue. We need a sale! I grabbed a few more yesterday in hope of soon to be released ip deal.Australian AI pushes deeper into US | The Australian
Extract :- “Edge AI and defence demand
BrainChip Holdings (ASX:BRN) is pursuing a different but equally strategic path into the US market. Its neuromorphic AI processor, Akida, is designed for low-power, on-device machine learning.
The technology has attracted interest across aerospace, defence and automotive sectors, where demand for edge AI capability continues to expand.
In these environments, efficiency and real-time decision-making at the device level are commercially and strategically important.
By focusing on specialised industrial and defence use cases rather than mass-market applications, BrainChip has aligned itself with segments of the US economy investing heavily in advanced computing capability.
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What you complaining about ain’t we had 2 Green Day’s in a row
So the HC forum clearly seems to be pushing an agenda and deliberately creating sentiment… because over there it’s been mostly grey and red for days. That needs deeper investigation.
It’s gone a bit quite over at the crapper for now so I’m guessing that’s the lowest the SP could be going until the next quarterly. But the noise coming from the regulars regarding the next AGM is deafeningSo the HC forum clearly seems to be pushing an agenda and deliberately creating sentiment… because over there it’s been mostly grey and red for days. That needs deeper investigation.
lol… deeper invest… hidden messages everywhere
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Look, I know “no salary” sounds bad. That’s because it is bad. But as I tried explaining a week or so ago to that so-called crypto recovery expert (AKA scamming bastard), I am currently busted-ar$e and stone-cold broke, so I can't afford to pay them a brass razoo I'm afraid.
I'm operating under the highly sophisticated financial model known as "skint". It’s a lean model. Very lean. Largely funded by the rather underwhelming performance of certain shares we shall not name but definitely own.
Aside from that, I haven’t exactly received formal board approval from Sean to start recruiting and paying a roaming band of agricultural ambassadors with mullets, VB's and a trestle table with a wrinkled tablecloth.
That said, Harry Cool and Smoothy will absolutely be compensated - just not fiscally.
They’ll be paid in fresh country air, confused looks from brawny blokes in RM Williams and flannies and the wonderful aroma of fresh cow manure.
Some companies offer bonuses. I am offering them a character-building opportunity.
And if they manage to sell our tech to some big agricultural businesses, we can all chip in and buy them something really nice, like an Engel fridge to keep their VB's cold. Which, ironically, will still use more power than Akida.