BRN Discussion Ongoing

[Diogenese]

Did you ask them if you could become their Senior Australian Salesperson?

Serious questions.

Can you get to Canberra on the 3rd March 2026?

Do you know anything about farming equipment, cows or mining?

Do you own RM Williams boots (real or Bunnings edition)?

And most importantly… do you have access to a fold-out trestle table and a wrinkled tablecloth?

If you answered "yes" to at least two of these questions, I think you should go and represent us at this Agriculture Expo.

We'll get you a big sign that says “Akida runs on less power than your beer fridge.” Some grassroots marketing like this should get more engagement than a 40-slide deck on neuromorphic sparsity.





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All the ag information you'll ever need:

 

[Bravo]

Smoothy in action at the Agri Expo!

 

[HarryCool1]

Did you ask them if you could become their Senior Australian Salesperson?

Serious questions.

Can you get to Canberra on the 3rd March 2026?

Do you know anything about farming equipment, cows or mining?

Do you own RM Williams boots (real or Bunnings edition)?

And most importantly… do you have access to a fold-out trestle table and a wrinkled tablecloth?

If you answered "yes" to at least two of these questions, I think you should go and represent us at this Agriculture Expo.

We'll get you a big sign that says “Akida runs on less power than your beer fridge.” Some grassroots marketing like this should get more engagement than a 40-slide deck on neuromorphic sparsity.





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Okay!! I'll do it!!

 

[smoothsailing18]

Did you ask them if you could become their Senior Australian Salesperson?

Serious questions.

Can you get to Canberra on the 3rd March 2026?

Do you know anything about farming equipment, cows or mining?

Do you own RM Williams boots (real or Bunnings edition)?

And most importantly… do you have access to a fold-out trestle table and a wrinkled tablecloth?

If you answered "yes" to at least two of these questions, I think you should go and represent us at this Agriculture Expo absolutely Huge event.


We'll get you a big sign that says “Akida runs on less power than your beer fridge.” Some grassroots marketing like this should get more engagement than a 40-slide deck on neuromorphic sparsity.

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I can sell icecream to the Eskimos and would take the bull by the horns if given the opportunity.

In a previous life I invented a wireless IP intercom system and listed on the ASX moving to Silicon Valley. Unfortunately due to a Russian CEO we failed and i lost everything.

During this time i attended the biggest AGO show down south of LA ,absolutely HUGE market.

Yes I'll go to Canbera % and you'll hear me selling Akida from the east coast if the opportunity arised.
However I doubt they care about us in Australia to be honest .

I'll send another request today specifically mentioning this AG show and see if I get a tumble weed response again.

 

[Bravo]

Okay!! I'll do it!!

I love the enthusiasm!

For a second there I thought your username was HarryCool not Dirty Harry… but close enough.

Before I lock you in as Head of National Agricultural Expansion, can you outline what skills you bring to the table… cloth? Hehehe!

Important disclosures:

• Salary: $0
• Equity: emotional
• Travel allowance: you can borrow my ute (fuel not included)
• Accommodation: if we pass the hat around we might be able to stump up enough for a night at the Canberra Motor Inn… continental breakfast not included.

If you can squint meaningfully into the distance like Clint and say something cryptic about efficiency, while milking a cow without flinching - you’re hired!

Can I suggest you say something like this to draw in the crowd.

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question:
Do you feel power-hungry?
Well… do ya, punk?
Because Akida doesn’t.”

 

[7für7]

Smoothy in action at the Agri Expo!


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[Bravo]

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And your hair.

 

[7für7]

I love the enthusiasm!

For a second there I thought your username was HarryCool not Dirty Harry… but close enough.

Before I lock you in as Head of National Agricultural Expansion, can you outline what skills you bring to the table… cloth? Hehehe!

Important disclosures:

• Salary: $0
• Equity: emotional
• Travel allowance: you can borrow my ute (fuel not included)
• Accommodation: if we pass the hat around we might be able to stump up enough for a night at the Canberra Motor Inn… continental breakfast not included.

If you can squint meaningfully into the distance like Clint and say something cryptic about efficiency, while milking a cow without flinching - you’re hired!

Can I suggest you say something like this to draw in the crowd.

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question:
Do you feel power-hungry?
Well… do ya, punk?
Because Akida doesn’t.”

Salary 0???? WTF…. What kind of business do you run?? All my staff is paying me 50% of their income from a second job they need to do…. Called sellery

Come on bravo….

 

[Bravo]

Salary 0???? WTF…. What kind of business do you run?? All my staff is paying me 50% of their income from a second job they need to do…. Called sellery

Come on bravo….

Look, I know “no salary” sounds bad. That’s because it is bad. But as I tried explaining a week or so ago to that so-called crypto recovery expert (AKA scamming bastard), I am currently busted-ar$e and stone-cold broke, so I can't afford to pay them a brass razoo I'm afraid.

I'm operating under the highly sophisticated financial model known as "skint". It’s a lean model. Very lean. Largely funded by the rather underwhelming performance of certain shares we shall not name but definitely own.

Aside from that, I haven’t exactly received formal board approval from Sean to start recruiting and paying a roaming band of agricultural ambassadors with mullets, VB's and a trestle table with a wrinkled tablecloth.

That said, Harry Cool and Smoothy will absolutely be compensated - just not fiscally.

They’ll be paid in fresh country air, confused looks from brawny blokes in RM Williams and flannies and the wonderful aroma of fresh cow manure.

Some companies offer bonuses. I am offering them a character-building opportunity.

And if they manage to sell our tech to some big agricultural businesses, we can all chip in and buy them something really nice, like an Engel fridge to keep their VB's cold. Which, ironically, will still use more power than Akida.