Trump and the Congo.
BREAKING NEWS: President Hitler (Formerly Known as Donald J. Trump) Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize — Media Demands Immediate Revocation of Peace Itself WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a development so outrageous it caused MSNBC staff to spontaneously combust, President Donald J. Trump… yes, the 47th President, the man the media swore would nuke the planet for fun… has done the unthinkable: he’s brokered peace. Not in Europe. Not in the Middle East. But in the blood-soaked heart of Africa, where the deadliest ongoing war on Earth has quietly claimed over 6 million lives… with zero Netflix specials to show for it. The peace deal, negotiated over several weeks by the Trump administration’s team and signed in principle by Congo and Rwanda, could finally bring an end to three decades of slaughter, rape, displacement, and mineral-fuelled carnage. But because there’s no oil pipeline, no photogenic refugees, and no opportunity to blame white Western men… the media is in full blackout mode.
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BREAKING NEWS: President Hitler (Formerly Known as Donald J. Trump) Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize — Media Demands Immediate Revocation of Peace Itself WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a development so outrageous it caused MSNBC staff to spontaneously combust, President Donald J. Trump… yes, the 47th President, the man the media swore would nuke the planet for fun… has done the unthinkable: he’s brokered peace. Not in Europe. Not in the Middle East. But in the blood-soaked heart of Africa, where the deadliest ongoing war on Earth has quietly claimed over 6 million lives… with zero Netflix specials to show for it. The peace deal, negotiated over several weeks by the Trump administration’s team and signed in principle by Congo and Rwanda, could finally bring an end to three decades of slaughter, rape, displacement, and mineral-fuelled carnage. But because there’s no oil pipeline, no photogenic refugees, and no opportunity to blame white Western men… the media is in full blackout mode.
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