Samus
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Almost made me feel sorry for the Chinese... how defeating doing business with a population so entrenched with dishonesty, theft and laziness. Wish I'd seen that doco before
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Retrobyte
Hates a beer
A German goes to see the doctor and tells the doctor he has a bad headache. The doctor then asks him "which corner is it in?"
cruiser51
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Your wife?
Spikerama
Regular
Wordy jibes are broke and contrived?
Spikerama
Regular
Samus, did you change your name?
Retrobyte
Hates a beer
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
Samus
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What are you talking.about?
I've never even held the mantle!
Anyway I'm not sure why you keep singling me out?
Spikerama
Regular
Are you gonna make me come down there? Don't make me come down there. I'm serious. Don't make me come down there!
Chase
Regular
Yep Frank Cobber on the money..well said Cobber!!
RHyNO
Regular
I know it’s lame stream media but really….. How long are Trump and Elon going to let China keep fucking them like this. Trump is going to get all the DRC minerals he needs and we will get a nice fraction of our actual value.
Dave Evans
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This X post was so funny I just couldn’t help myself. Thanks to our great saviour
@DrJPPham
@POTUS
Message from hailing signing today of Declaration of Principles between the #DRC & #Rwanda that can end the conflict in the eastern Congo as well as open the way for investments leading to peace & prosperity for people there and secure #CriticalMinerals for the #USA.
Department of State and 2 others
7:21 AM · Apr 26, 2025
19.7K Views
@DrJPPham
@POTUS
Message from hailing signing today of Declaration of Principles between the #DRC & #Rwanda that can end the conflict in the eastern Congo as well as open the way for investments leading to peace & prosperity for people there and secure #CriticalMinerals for the #USA.
Department of State and 2 others
7:21 AM · Apr 26, 2025
19.7K Views
Mute22
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Client Challenge
www.ft.com
AVZ mentioned again.
Same article readable on MSN: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/top...-jeff-bezos-expands-into-dr-congo/ar-AA1DGMuO
Kobold even reposting on Linkedin. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/kobo...s-and-jeff-activity-7322136759864090624-slTh/
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Dave Evans
Regular
This X post was so funny I just couldn’t help myself. Thanks to our great saviour
@DrJPPham
@POTUS
Message from hailing signing today of Declaration of Principles between the #DRC & #Rwanda that can end the conflict in the eastern Congo as well as open the way for investments leading to peace & prosperity for people there and secure #CriticalMinerals for the #USA.
Department of State and 2 others
7:21 AM · Apr 26, 2025
19.7K Views
The DRC and Rwanda Foreign Affairs Ministers signed the “declaration of principles” with US Secretary of State Marco Rubio as a witness.
The two sides committed to drafting an initial peace agreement no later than May 2, according to the declaration.
Click on “declaration”
for the link to itMassad Boulos, the US Senior Adviser to Africa was also there to witness the signing
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