Well that's to fucken late the prick should already be there. Jesus christ 2.5 mill a year and the prick is scared of flying.
AVZ Discussion 2022
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That is a good question! I really don’t have expect that the MoM will be replaced too. Of course only if the list is true. Feels like we play poker or roulette nowI hope that the new minister are not corrupt as fuck too.
Antoinette N'Samba Kalambayi is/was in Davos.
Mr Inappropriate
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Dear Mr. MUSUNGAYI REMY, congratulations on your recent appointment to the Ministry of Portfolio. Now, where‘s our fucking Mining License?
Sincerely,
AVZ BOD,
Sincerely,
AVZ BOD,
New
New Minister of Mines Mrs. BWATSHA NICOLE was a professor in law, before going into politics, her father was also a professor in law..
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Oh, and can one of you twitter posters go and give that twat LarsDrank (Eckhoff Junior?) a good solid smack-down pls?
Nothing is announced. We are left guessing.I'm so glad we preserved shareholder value to burn the shorters, good one Nigel. Ffs
When is our first arbitration date again?
Third arbitration not even announced yet either.
JAG
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Kinda think it’s been done with over 1000 tweets with his ugly face in each post
Cheers mate
Xerof
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Ask the new Minister of Mines - Mrs BWATSHA NICOLE, don't be rude to her, and DON'T call her a Kunt
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Carlos Danger
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You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane up here. He's laying down under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lion cubs, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing.
Now the other animals, they notice this. And they start to move in. The jackals. Hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip at his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, and they get closer and closer and bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path.
Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is
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What’s that? You want a Dusky Woodpecker?My vocab will never be the same again
Imminent /Chance/Soon/Happening
Along with Cluster Fuck …Shit Show …Circle Jerk …now thanks to CD Rat Fucked has been added
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@Carlos Danger
He’s more like the lion who was in terrible pain because he had a thorn in his foot that he just couldn’t get out no matter how he tried
After a while a monkey came past and saw the lion in distress and suggested he could remove the thorn on one condition
“Anything” the lion replied “Ask anything you want, just take the thorn out!!”
The monkey said “I will take it out on condition you let me have my way with you”
The lion worn down from the pain agreed, and after removing the thorn the monkey proceeded to have his way with the lion
When the monkey had finished, the lion, now humiliated and angry at having been tricked by the monkey decided he would kill the monkey
He chased the monkey in and around the jungle for twenty minutes before the monkey finally came across a clearing where there was a bench seat with a newspaper resting on it.
Quickly the monkey ran over, sat on the bench and picked up the paper and put it in front of his face and began reading it while hiding from the lion
A minute later the lion ran into the clearing and looking around saw the figure sitting on the bench. In a loud growl he asked “Did you see a monkey come running through here?”
From behind the newspaper the monkey said “You mean the one that just rooted the lion”
“Oh no” said the lion “Don’t tell me it’s in the papers already!”
He’s more like the lion who was in terrible pain because he had a thorn in his foot that he just couldn’t get out no matter how he tried
After a while a monkey came past and saw the lion in distress and suggested he could remove the thorn on one condition
“Anything” the lion replied “Ask anything you want, just take the thorn out!!”
The monkey said “I will take it out on condition you let me have my way with you”
The lion worn down from the pain agreed, and after removing the thorn the monkey proceeded to have his way with the lion
When the monkey had finished, the lion, now humiliated and angry at having been tricked by the monkey decided he would kill the monkey
He chased the monkey in and around the jungle for twenty minutes before the monkey finally came across a clearing where there was a bench seat with a newspaper resting on it.
Quickly the monkey ran over, sat on the bench and picked up the paper and put it in front of his face and began reading it while hiding from the lion
A minute later the lion ran into the clearing and looking around saw the figure sitting on the bench. In a loud growl he asked “Did you see a monkey come running through here?”
From behind the newspaper the monkey said “You mean the one that just rooted the lion”
“Oh no” said the lion “Don’t tell me it’s in the papers already!”
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