Bravo's BrainChip Community Update: Still No Announcement… But Here's 300 Words That Sound REALLY IMPORTANT
Fellow Aki-dakians, Neuromorphic Noobs, and Edge Enthusiasts,
We interrupt this regularly scheduled period of complete and utter boredom to bring you… another non-update.
Yes, the ASX remains tragically announcement-free. But don’t be fooled - beneath this tranquil facade lies a veritable cacophony of untethered synaptic activity. Somewhere, deep within a bunker protected by quantum-hardened encryption and at least one espresso machine, a team of engineers is currently adjusting a spiking temporal module and running recursive TENN topologies through a pseudo-stochastic inference grid.
What does it all mean?
Nothing.
We still can’t tell you.
NDAs thicker than a plank of prettified wood.
However, rest assured that at this very moment:
- An ultra low-power Akida SoC is classifying dust particles using event-based micro-Doppler signatures.
- Someone, hopefully one of our staff members, is feeding radar chirps into a latency-pruned, TENNs-optimized, biologically plausible digitally anodised, neuronal array to connect onto some poor unsuspecting person's cortical column.
- And a squirrel may or may not be running a keyword detection model on a single microwatt run off a truss tomato.
Meanwhile, corporate remains in a hyper-inference pre-commercialization phase of the prove-it-silently-then-scale-it-later pipeline (patent pending).
So, the news is - there is still no news - not a brass razoo's worth of it to be found anywhere.
But oh, the potential theoretical news that could one day emerge! It gives me tingles up and down my axon hillock just thinking about it!
Stay strong. Stay speculative.
And remember: in the world of edge AI,
"Sometimes the quietest chips make the loudest impact."
Yours in low-power optimism,
Bravo on behalf of the powers that be.
United States rescinds export restrictions on chip software to China, CNBC reports.
