(Full disclosure: Achtung, Achtung! Entirely HI-generated content!)
Here we go: The humongous MAGAchips reveal we’ve all been waiting for!!!






INCREDIBLE!!!
Whoever the genius is that designed this innocently looking bag of chips (!!!

) as a sumptuous smorgasbord of allusions for the 1000 eyes to feast on, he/she/they even took the trouble to hide the letters of Hasselhoff’s first name in MA
DE WITH
AVOCA
DO O
IL!!! Our founder PVDM and The Hoff literally side by side! Wow, what an awesome white swan flying in from left field!
And that’s not all!!! Believe it or not, there are two more names cleverly hidden in that phrase marked in
green (the colour of hope, hint hint!), and only genuine shareholders can spot them, as they are SO SO masterfully hidden, signifying their bearers’ deep involvement in that NDealA. So deep, in alternative fact, that if you drilled a hole, you’d come right out on the other side of the globe - if you didn’t get stuck and roasted in the red centre’s hot sauce, that is, which I believe is technically called MAGA.
By successfully rearranging those glorious letters, you will also lift the wrinkled veil of secrecy* (

% paying homage to our famous tablecloth!!!) around why our BRN management is considering redomiciling to the US!
*
By at least half a mile, presumably even half an inch!!!
One of those two names happens to be the bestest and most majestic of names (etymologically derived from the Proto-Celtic *
Dumno-ualos meaning “world-ruler”, which aligns just perfectly with Akida’s projected ubiquitousness, woohoo

!!!) and belongs to a man of conviction, who must have orchestrated this magnificent coup, the most beautiful deal ever done in the history of mankind (and I reckon even the Universe; well, maybe except for that sabacc card game in Star Wars, which won Han Solo the Millennium Falcon).
An electrifyingly YUGE deal, quite frankly, as it appears to also involve his (present) First Buddy who - trust my sublime sleuthing skills! - seems to have some sort of connection to Mars Inc. - yup, that chocolate bar factory! Sweet as! (In case you just guessed Charlie as the second name I asked you to decipher, you’re way off…DYOR!)
This monster of a deal that even Godzilla would be terrified of, will result in BILLIONS or even MILLIONS

in revenue, faster than you can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, unless of course some crooked carmaker loser from the future 55th state of America will phenomenally rig this selection. But let’s not jinx it and instead envision unpresidented success!!!



Great, so great! You’ll find out!
(P.S.: In case you are still frantically looking for that missing letter N somewhere in the avocado oil - chill, baby, chill! Rest assured that a tremendous executive order will be signed soon, dictating erm declaring that from now on, when required, an N may be replaced by an M at your convenience. By pure coincidence, it also makes Canada sound more like Kamala and Greenland like Dreamland).
Blast from the past: