AVZ Discussion 2022

ptlas

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A man walks into a Parliament office and says to the receptionist,

"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P."

The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''

He was filling the form OK until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised?''

So he asked the receptionist, "Is this question necessary?"

She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible."

He then asked, "What difference does it make if I am circumcised?"

She replied, "To become a Green MP you have to be a complete dick."
 
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ptlas

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Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..
A friend of mine was wearing one
when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting
how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong,
especially after what he achieved,
winning 7 Tour de France races, whilst on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my f-ing bike.

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn’t take my TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels.
Sick bastard!

VIDEO SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD
entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money!
Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
"Hey dumb ass, if you ate a can of beans
would you know which one made you fart?"
 
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Bonsoir

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Thanks Xerof. Just checked into HC & saw your post there - can’t give you any more than “trust me I’m me” for now because I’m suspended till the 2nd for calling Lenny out for the shit for brains he is. I won’t trouble Wino for now. Would be nice to know what you blokes probably have a bit of inside running on, but I’ll kick back for now safe in the thinking that things are tracking as they seem. In the meantime, there’s expletive-laden fun to be had here with the moron.
Call that maggot anything you like here on the troll page, won’t stop him but tell him what you really think without those scum moderators protecting their love child.
 
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trollate

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Looks like the X is cleaning their Forum UP and moving on the TROLLS..imo
Many have tears in their EYES...imo
Hope AVZ updates S H, about success or FAILURE in getting a DEAL DONE...imo
There will be an update SOME time SOON...imo
TEARS will be wiped AWAY...imo
We will SEE Nigel's smug GRIN once again...imo
 

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Anchorman

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There will be an update SOME time SOON...imo
TEARS will be wiped AWAY...imo
We will SEE Nigel's smug GRIN once again...imo
SOME might not see it that way…!
An UPDATE is not guaranteed soon — TIMING is still UNCERTAIN…!
Tears are not wiped away until the FINAL OUTCOME is signed and SEALED…LMAO!
Nigel’s grin only matters when RESULTS hit the PAGE… imo..!!
 
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Call that maggot anything you like here on the troll page, won’t stop him but tell him what you really think without those scum moderators protecting their love child.
Cheers Bonsoir. Bit busy for now being month-end and all, but loving the idea of what I’ll be alllowed to serve up to the useless cunt (apologies ladies) when I get away from work.
 
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Winenut

GO AVZ!!!!
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Apologies in advance to the ladies for that one but my other half thought it was hilarious 😁
 
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Doc

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Despicable Me What GIF
 
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Don’t forget ‘The tribunal also ordered Dathomir to bear certain costs of the arbitration, and to reimburse AVZI a substantial amount in respect of its fees and other reasonable costs incurred in defending its interests which totals c.AUD1.8M’ so AVZ don’t need to find the full $15m USD LMAO
Having lawyers that understand what completion means in contract law is well worth the money

More importantly why did you stop responding to me brah?

Was it because I kept flagrantly dunking on you with facts?
MAYBE THAT WORKS BOTH WAYS
Did I troll @tolate so hard that he put me on ignore?
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Winenut

GO AVZ!!!!
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Xerof

Flushed the Toilet
would you like a speed date?
 
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hedrox

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Where they get all the Lithium from.....haha:ROFLMAO:
 
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Bonsoir

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MAYBE THAT WORKS BOTH WAYS...imo
Depends who you are claiming as the LOVE CHILD...LMAO...imo
You’re a maggot, your parents must be ashamed, my guess is they are dumb fucks also for raising a maggot like you.
 
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FatCatz

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anyone got access to the West Aus?

KoBold Metals tells Congo to sort AVZ Minerals stoush after winning rights to hunt for lithium​


 
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anyone got access to the West Aus?

KoBold Metals tells Congo to sort AVZ Minerals stoush after winning rights to hunt for lithium​


KoBold Metals tells Congo to sort AVZ Minerals stoush after winning rights to hunt for lithium
KoBold Metals has been granted seven permits to search for lithium and other minerals in the Democratic Republic of Congo.
The US company, backed by billionaires including Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates, applied for the licences last month shortly after signing an exploration pact, which Congo’s presidency said aims to “open the way to American investments” in the mining sector.
The central African nation is the world’s biggest producer of cobalt, the second-largest source of copper and has vast deposits of lithium and tantalum.
The exploration permits awarded to a KoBold unit this week are in the same area of southeastern Congo as the Manono lithium site which the Berkeley, California-based firm wants to develop into a major mine.
The rights allow it to prospect for minerals including lithium, manganese, tin and tantalum.
KoBold has informed Congo’s government that it would need to resolve a dispute with Australia’s AVZ Minerals before the US firm could advance its plans for Manono, which hosts one of the world’s biggest hard-rock lithium deposits.
AVZ alleges that Congo illegally terminated its rights to develop the project and has initiated arbitration proceedings against the state.
The push by KoBold - whose shareholders also include BHP, Andreesen Horowitz and Equinor ASA - comes as the US and Congolese governments work toward a strategic partnership to spur more mining investment by American companies.
Washington is trying to loosen China’s grip on supply chains for key minerals, including lithium that’s used electric-vehicle batteries.
Bloomberg.
 
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First line says it all:

"KoBold Metals tells Congo to sort AVZ Minerals stoush after winning rights to hunt for lithium"

I read... " Issue AVZ the MINING LICENCE!!!"
 
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Doc

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Pop Tv Bb21 GIF by Big Brother After Dark
 
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Bonsoir

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GEE this CONSTANT SPECULATION by this certain SHAME MOB is outrages...imo

We all KNOW NOTHING has happened, as AVZ has not UPDATED their S H...!...:cry:
That is FACTS ...NOT BLAH BLAH as other seem to like doing...imo....:mad:
Bit of shame and scandal going on in your family hey tolate, you know that’s terrible.
 
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JNRB

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First line says it all:

"KoBold Metals tells Congo to sort AVZ Minerals stoush after winning rights to hunt for lithium"

I read... " Issue AVZ the MINING LICENCE!!!"
Reading more into it though:

Koko knows they have to massively up their offer, and they want to, but the only way they can justify that is if the shitfukery is resolved and AVZ has a license.

I use to think they'd try and find a way to do these things simultaneously, but it seems like DRC needs to take the first step.

Lets see how that goes.
 
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