Three men had a very late night drinking guinness .
They left in the early hours of the morning and each went to their own homes. The next day they all met for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first guy claimed that he was the drunkest , saying , "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door , I blew chunks ."
The second guy says ,"You think that was drunk ? Hell, I got in my car and wrapped it around the first tree I saw . And I don't even have insurance."
The third guy proclaimed ,"Damn , I was the drunkest by far .When I got home , I got into a big fight with my wife ,knocked over a candle , and burned the house down !"
The room went silent for a moment .
Then, the first guy spoke out again , "Listen guys , I don't think you understand .
Chunks is my dog."
They left in the early hours of the morning and each went to their own homes. The next day they all met for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first guy claimed that he was the drunkest , saying , "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door , I blew chunks ."
The second guy says ,"You think that was drunk ? Hell, I got in my car and wrapped it around the first tree I saw . And I don't even have insurance."
The third guy proclaimed ,"Damn , I was the drunkest by far .When I got home , I got into a big fight with my wife ,knocked over a candle , and burned the house down !"
The room went silent for a moment .
Then, the first guy spoke out again , "Listen guys , I don't think you understand .
Chunks is my dog."
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