Give them some slack they are probably really busy finalising multiple deals as we speakI am a bit annoyed still no patent Ann at least...wtf....it's getting enough now to almost make me lean to the Darkside with the BRN downers
Ol' Antonio using the Force on Anns still and maybe in other ways.....??
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Give them some slack they are probably really busy finalising multiple deals as we speak
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Give them some slack they are probably really busy finalising multiple deals as we speak
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west side story love it“Something’s Coming” – The BrainChip Musical (Investor’s Cut)
Tony: (spotlight on, hopeful gaze)
Could be… who knows?
There’s something due… any day now!
It could cannonball from the sky…
Or maybe just… quietly die?
Investor Choir: (soft jazz hands, mild despair)
We’ve been waiting here,
Since the LinkedIn post appeared…
Tony teased a dream,
But the chart’s still flat, we fear…
IR Team: (whispering backstage)
“Shhh! Not material… not just yet…
Patience, folks… no need to fret…”
Tony: (arms wide, dramatic pause)
Could it be? Yes it could!
Something’s coming… if it would…
We should stay… tuned…
To absolutely… nothing new.![]()
not this is proper musical ending it doesn'tLooks more like “south side story”![]()
Bravo:
Bravo's BrainChip Community Update: Still No Announcement… But Here's 300 Words That Sound REALLY IMPORTANT
Fellow Aki-dakians, Neuromorphic Noobs, and Edge Enthusiasts,
We interrupt this regularly scheduled period of complete and utter boredom to bring you… another non-update.
Yes, the ASX remains tragically announcement-free. But don’t be fooled - beneath this tranquil facade lies a veritable cacophony of untethered synaptic activity. Somewhere, deep within a bunker protected by quantum-hardened encryption and at least one espresso machine, a team of engineers is currently adjusting a spiking temporal module and running recursive TENN topologies through a pseudo-stochastic inference grid.
What does it all mean?
Nothing.
We still can’t tell you.
NDAs thicker than a plank of prettified wood.
However, rest assured that at this very moment:
Meanwhile, corporate remains in a hyper-inference pre-commercialization phase of the prove-it-silently-then-scale-it-later pipeline (patent pending).
- An ultra low-power Akida SoC is classifying dust particles using event-based micro-Doppler signatures.
- Someone, hopefully one of our staff members, is feeding radar chirps into a latency-pruned, TENNs-optimized, biologically plausible digitally anodised, neuronal array to connect onto some poor unsuspecting person's cortical column.
- And a squirrel may or may not be running a keyword detection model on a single microwatt run off a truss tomato.
So, the news is - there is still no news - not a brass razoo's worth of it to be found anywhere.
But oh, the potential theoretical news that could one day emerge! It gives me tingles up and down my axon hillock just thinking about it!
Stay strong. Stay speculative.
And remember: in the world of edge AI,
"Sometimes the quietest chips make the loudest impact."
Yours in low-power optimism,
Bravo on behalf of the powers that be.
Bravo:
I hav it on reesonabull orthoritty that their were going to be a number of annownsmints this weak but jew 2 the constunt complaneing about spelling misttakes, ect: thay hav sent them off to the South Park Elamentery Skool for proof reeding.
Unfortunatley thay start summar holidaes tomorow and couldnt give a crap about wereking in the leadup.
So we will hav to wayt until thay return. at he end of Orgust.
PS Maybe go
Does Brn have restrictions selling to DJI being they are based in China ?.Recently I revisited the connection with DJI and Brainchip. The below demo used the Akida PCIe Board and the DJI Tello drone (demo was a couple years ago and this tello drone features in other detection vidoes on utube)
I think that there is more then the eye can see with this connection as I seem to recall seeing a recent picture with Brainchip somewhere showing yet another dji drone. Again I could have dreamt this as I am having some broken sleep . But on the new flashy website just wanted to bring this back to the surface and the famous words on the fly. If a product like this is sold with akida capabilities that sure would be great.
hmmmm not sure on that, maybe, but i'm curious as to why they would have used a dji tello to practice their capabilities in the first place, so maybe another drone provider will adapt this with akida if dji can not?Does Brn have restrictions selling to DJI being they are based in China ?.