AVZ Discussion 2022

Spikerama

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An Italian ,a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the large, muscular, Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
To the slightly less muscular but still large Italian man, he says, "You're in charge of sweeping."
And to the skinny Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand."
So the foreman goes away for a couple of hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
He replies "I no hava no broom, you saida to the Chinese guy that he wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
The foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
He replied, "Aye, ye did lad, bit ah couldnae git masel' a shuvl! Ye left thon wee Chinese mannie in chairge of supplies, bit ah couldnae fin' him onywhar."
The foreman is really pissed off now and storms off towards the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. As he approaches the mound, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the sand and yells…
"SUPPLIES!"

Oldie but a goodie mate. The version I heard was building a railroad in Africa and it was the Indians, the Italians and the Chinese.
 
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wombat74

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Oldie but a goodie mate. The version I heard was building a railroad in Africa and it was the Indians, the Italians and the Chinese.
Thanks mate . Last joke I posted with Chinese in it I was threatened with extinction by TSE officials . I think tolate hovers around TSE and reports anything that offends him . I better delete it before I get busted .
 
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Mute22

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Confucious also say, 'It is good to meet girl in park. But far better to park meet in girl.'
Confucious say, man who goes to bed with itchy tushy wakes up with smelly finger.
 
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Thaz

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Funny that.

The time i have held AVZ, I have

- got married
- went on honeymoon
- had a kid
- kid went to hospital
- had another kid
- family holidays
- reach LSL with my employer
- 6mo went to Hospital (My current 'crisis')

It's like it's synonymous with the important things that happened in my life, and have realised each time that family is important more so than money.

That said - I still want my $50ps.
 
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ptlas

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Kobold should get Zijin in as sub contractors. Producing by 2027 !!!😢😢
Possibly, they would wanna cut out the Chinese.
Maybe a western miner will be used.
 
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Prod

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Confucious say, man who goes to bed with itchy tushy wakes up with smelly finger.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport terminal doors sideways is going to Bang-Kock.
 
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ozmacca

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Funny that.

The time i have held AVZ, I have

- got married
- went on honeymoon
- had a kid
- kid went to hospital
- had another kid
- family holidays
- reach LSL with my employer
- 6mo went to Hospital (My current 'crisis')

It's like it's synonymous with the important things that happened in my life, and have realised each time that family is important more so than money.

That said - I still want my $50ps.
Mate my timeline reads exactly as that does, except for 2 yrs away from LSL and no hospital visits (touch wood, all the best with that).
What a time to be alive :ROFLMAO:
 
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BRICK

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Funny that.

The time i have held AVZ, I have

- got married
- went on honeymoon
- had a kid
- kid went to hospital
- had another kid
- family holidays
- reach LSL with my employer
- 6mo went to Hospital (My current 'crisis')

It's like it's synonymous with the important things that happened in my life, and have realised each time that family is important more so than money.

That said - I still want my $50ps.
Good time to spare a thought for John

🙏🏼
 
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Frank

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pow4ade

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A recent YouTube comment:

It's good that Tesla's are being vandalised and smug progressives are cancelling the car. Not only will the price drop but normal people will now be able to drive the car without feeling embarrassed.
 
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Nellie17

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Funny that.

The time i have held AVZ, I have

- got married
- went on honeymoon
- had a kid
- kid went to hospital
- had another kid
- family holidays
- reach LSL with my employer
- 6mo went to Hospital (My current 'crisis')

It's like it's synonymous with the important things that happened in my life, and have realised each time that family is important more so than money.

That said - I still want my $50ps.
Family and health are definitely more important than money, but when you have money, it definitely makes things a lot easier. Especially your health!
I can assure you, the more money I get out of this shit show (fingers crossed 🤞), the hell of a lot happier I will be!
Things are happening, we just need to hang in there! Multiple billion dollar deals don't happen overnight!
Ps - The people behind KoBold (no matter what they are worth), don't pay overs for anything. They will screw anyone & everyone down, if they can make a dollar out of it!

Also a big hello to Easthesiology (I know that you're watching xx).

Cheers & good luck to all genuine holders.

Cheers,
Nellie xxx
 
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Frank

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A recent YouTube comment:

It's good that Tesla's are being vandalised and smug progressives are cancelling the car. Not only will the price drop but normal people will now be able to drive the car without feeling embarrassed.
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wombat74

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Family and health are definitely more important than money, but when you have money, it definitely makes things a lot easier. Especially your health!
I can assure you, the more money I get out of this shit show (fingers crossed 🤞), the hell of a lot happier I will be!
Things are happening, we just need to hang in there! Multiple billion dollar deals don't happen overnight!
Ps - The people behind KoBold (no matter what they are worth), don't pay overs for anything. They will screw anyone & everyone down, if they can make a dollar out of it!

Also a big hello to Easthesiology (I know that you're watching xx).

Cheers & good luck to all genuine holders.

Cheers,
Nellie xxx
LoL Nells .;);)
 
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Frank

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Good time to spare a thought for John

🙏🏼

Here here - He's looking down on us with Beer in hand watching it all unfold as we speak 🍺

You will always be remembered and Never forgotten Johnno (y)

Wish you were here :(

Miss you mate :cry:

RIP John 🙏

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Miljew91

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Samus

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Let us hope for enough to get a decent payout and sue the absolut fuck out of those zijin cockroaches as well.
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And I would have used the other C word but I didn't want to offend our lovely lady shareholders, but it still should be read as such!

Things seem on the up and up around here.🤞
 
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