Where Is the Pump?
(Parody of "Where Is the Love?" by The Black Eyed Peas - created by ChatGPT)
[Verse 1]
What's wrong with the market, mama?
People hypin' tech, but my shares got drama
Talkin’ 'bout chips that think like brains
Low-power dreams drivin’ hype insane
Edge AI on every headline
Neuromorphin’ like it’s sci-fi time
But every time I check my stock app
BrainChip bleeds — where’s the comeback?
[Pre-Chorus]
Innovations, publications
Conferences and celebrations
But no lift in valuation
Just flatlines and hesitation
[Chorus]
Where is the pump, the pump, the pump, the pump?
Where is the pump, the pump, the pump?
Where is the pump, the pump, the pump, the pump?
BRN's the brain, but where’s the gain?
[Verse 2]
They talk about the race for AI's soul
With chips that run fast and power-control
Big dreams from the labs to the stage
But BRN stuck in a bargain-bin cage
Analysts say it's the dawn of change
So why's this stock still lookin' strange?
ASICs flexin', GPUs fallin’
Still no one’s BRN callin’
[Bridge]
It’s not about the tech, it’s about the trust
But we need that price line to adjust
News is hot, but charts are cold
What’s the value if it won’t unfold?
[Chorus]
Where is the pump, the pump, the pump, the pump?
Where is the pump, the pump, the pump?
Where is the pump, the pump, the pump, the pump?
Neuromorph gold, but it’s undersold
Created using ChatGPT lol
Imo only