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If ARM was an arm, BRN would be its biceps💪!
True. I believe the Islamic heaven concept also involves 77 warm dunny seats that have never been sat on by anyone else before.
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True. I believe the Islamic heaven concept also involves 77 warm dunny seats that have never been sat on by anyone else before.
Bravo
If ARM was an arm, BRN would be its biceps💪!
From golden showers to the Golden Dome, Trump announces the missile shield to protect America.
www.theguardian.com
Trump rolls out Golden Dome missile defense project and appoints leader
Gen Michael Guetlein of Space Force will be in charge of defense system that could cost $540bn over 20 years
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If ARM was an arm, BRN would be its biceps💪!
Page 5056 on here is pretty pathetic IMO, old cry ladies
Cheer up
But we're all broke as and our carpets are threadbare and smell like wet dog.
Can you spot me a fiver Guzzi?
I'll pay you back when we get our next licence deal.
LOL, I have other investment that BRN off course.
Never bet all your money on one horse, ever!
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If ARM was an arm, BRN would be its biceps💪!
I played it safe and spread my investment across five horses.
Only problem: most of them had three legs, no sense of direction, and one was technically a goat.
HopalongPetrovski
I'm Spartacus!
You could perhaps help make ends meet by teaching English on the side?
My dear friend Mustafah swears by this bloke.
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HopalongPetrovski
I'm Spartacus!
Maybe Mr Trump will come save us!
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If ARM was an arm, BRN would be its biceps💪!
I don't wish to keep raining on everyone's mardi gras, but what about this news on the collab between Nota AI and DEEPX at Computex?
I must admit I got a bit miffed about it at first and then I tried to meditate and think positive thoughts and then I wondered if it might bring more visibility and legitimacy to edge AI as a mainstream computing paradigm.
Not sure if that's just me being overly optimistic or completely off with the fairies.
I must admit I got a bit miffed about it at first and then I tried to meditate and think positive thoughts and then I wondered if it might bring more visibility and legitimacy to edge AI as a mainstream computing paradigm.
Not sure if that's just me being overly optimistic or completely off with the fairies.
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equanimous
Norse clairvoyant shapeshifter goddess
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If ARM was an arm, BRN would be its biceps💪!
I wish. I don't have enough money to buy a barrel. I only lent that box from a friend who needs me to return it to them by 4pm.
HopalongPetrovski
I'm Spartacus!
Why don't we just write a price sensitive announcement like Nanoveu saying we are going to experiment with Akida cause we think it will be good in the cyber security market which is worth eighty thirteen trillion trillion billion dollars over the next eleventy years and we can save them incalculable megawatts because we can run on a penlight battery for five hundred thousand years! 
It seems to have worked for them. Up over 25% in a couple of days since their last announcement.
Oh to be a young and fresh entrant in the game, rather than the dried up husk of a stock we have become, after the shorter's multiple rounds of buggery.
It seems to have worked for them. Up over 25% in a couple of days since their last announcement.
Oh to be a young and fresh entrant in the game, rather than the dried up husk of a stock we have become, after the shorter's multiple rounds of buggery.
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If ARM was an arm, BRN would be its biceps💪!
Looks like Professor Hal F Whit has got that market cornered already. Maybe we should get him to proofread all the BRN announcements and ask him to make some creative contributions to our new website?
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If ARM was an arm, BRN would be its biceps💪!
I just asked Professor Hal F Whit to help me write up a pice sensitive announcement and here's the result.
BRAINCHIP HOLDINGS LEMTED
(ASX: BRN)
price Sensertiv anouncmint!!!
21 MAYYY 2025
MARKET UPD8 – MASSIV DEVELOPMENTS UNLEASHED??
to whom It may consern (and all other stakehoulders & that),
BrainChop (sory BrainCHIP) are pleesed or maybe not (its Complex) to annouce a BIG huge amazing but also confidentialish BREAKTHRU that might or might not chang artificial intelegence forever OR until next tuesday
THE CIO, Shawn Hairs said, “the chip is now so edge it fall off table and go into void of compute!! It's smoller than a raisin but can do thinking like 1,000,000 ants on RedBull... it no need cloud, no need energy, it just vibes dude".
Implications??? maybe all of them!!
ALSO!! we have SIGNED (or maybe just emailed idk) an Agreement of Intent or Something with unnamed Asian techno-enabler that we met at a noodle bar during Computex (no further questions thank).
the Market should consider this announcemint as SENSITIVE coz we say so and because numbers are scary now.
Shareholders are ADVISEDED to be aware of thingz but not ask too many q’s because we busy doing lab things
– END OF EXPLOSIVE ANNOONCEMENT –
BRAINCHIP HOLDINGS LEMTED
(ASX: BRN)
price Sensertiv anouncmint!!!
21 MAYYY 2025
MARKET UPD8 – MASSIV DEVELOPMENTS UNLEASHED??
to whom It may consern (and all other stakehoulders & that),
BrainChop (sory BrainCHIP) are pleesed or maybe not (its Complex) to annouce a BIG huge amazing but also confidentialish BREAKTHRU that might or might not chang artificial intelegence forever OR until next tuesday
THE CIO, Shawn Hairs said, “the chip is now so edge it fall off table and go into void of compute!! It's smoller than a raisin but can do thinking like 1,000,000 ants on RedBull... it no need cloud, no need energy, it just vibes dude".
Implications??? maybe all of them!!
ALSO!! we have SIGNED (or maybe just emailed idk) an Agreement of Intent or Something with unnamed Asian techno-enabler that we met at a noodle bar during Computex (no further questions thank).
the Market should consider this announcemint as SENSITIVE coz we say so and because numbers are scary now.
Shareholders are ADVISEDED to be aware of thingz but not ask too many q’s because we busy doing lab things
– END OF EXPLOSIVE ANNOONCEMENT –
BrainChip CTO to Present on Architectural Innovation for Low-Power AI at the Embedded Vision Summit
Design And Reuse - Catalog of IP Cores and Silicon on Chip solutions for IoT, Automotive, Security, RISC-V, AI, ... and Asic Design Platforms and Resources
Think this link will work, but anyway, you have to agree that it's great to see Dr. Tony up and about promoting the true benefits that
our company's technology has over the opposition.......can anyone produce revenue figures from any other company (worldwide) whom
specializes in "real edge ai"......I'm sure we aren't alone, as bloody frustrating as it is!
TICKETY TOCKETY............keep flying the flag Dr. Tony........I certainly appreciate it, thank you.
Tech.
Good Afternoon Bravo ,
Most well written peice , though you forgot to add the bit at the end which gives it real gravitas.
As in , The Board has signed off on the above announcement..... though have not botherd to read it.
Strange yet true.
Love your work mate.
Regards,
Esq
Most well written peice , though you forgot to add the bit at the end which gives it real gravitas.
As in , The Board has signed off on the above announcement..... though have not botherd to read it.
Strange yet true.
Love your work mate.
Regards,
Esq
TheDrooben
Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Good
Larry was up and about after fighting off Covid for the last week and bought some more at the close today.........
Happy as Larry
Happy as Larry
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