The AVZ Zen Garden and Haiku Centre (please remove your shoes when entering)

[Mr Inappropriate]

Lithium required
The planet chokes on coal dust
Princess fills her purse.

 

[9cardomaha]

Corruption simmers
Princess echoes detractors
Twitter deafening.

 

[Winenut]

Bottle is opened
Glass is poured
Coma ensues

 

[Remark]

The lies flow
AGM rage explodes
Nigel shits himself.

 

[Mr Inappropriate]

Just a reminder of the usual rules of Haiku*:
Line 1: 5 syllables
Line 2: 7 syllables
Line 3: 5 syllables

*unless you’ve been drinking - I’m looking at you, @wino.

 

[Winenut]

Just a reminder of the usual rules of Haiku*:
Line 1: 5 syllables
Line 2: 7 syllables
Line 3: 5 syllables

*unless you’ve been drinking - I’m looking at you, @wino.

Aaahhh!!!
I'm learning all the time
I'll have another crack

That wasn't an attempt by the way...

 

[Winenut]

Mupande arsehole
Princess Bitchface on the take
AGM shitfight

 

[Retrobyte]

Pineapples are large
Many deadlines come and gone
We all buy some lube

 

[Retrobyte]

ML on the way
Waiting for good news to come
Then we all get blind

 

[Mr Inappropriate]

Chief demands respect
Hide your furrowed brows and scorn
Silent deafening drip

 

[Mr Inappropriate]

Corruption’s grip fades,
Slowly, change in cascades,
For all, better days.

 

[Retrobyte]

Zijin can fuck off
As can those Cominiere cunts
Hulich is rooted