Mute22
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Got a burner email?
AVZ Discussion 2022
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LOCKY82
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Haha, I'd love to see what bullshit they send out and who it's actually coming from though
Frank
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My gut is talking me and my plums are tingling.......it is saying an announcement from AVZ coming soon, within a fortnight.............But both have been wrong many many many times before. Or maybe hope is talking to me.......now I am getting confused.
Either way I have moved the Drambuie bottle from the top shelf to the bench top in readiness ........
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Ok, a little bit late for Friday Funnies but this is a true story that needs to be told.
I met up with a friend at the local club and asked him where his wife was. Apparently she had a fall last week getting out of bed and landed on the bedside table which hit her square between the eyes resulting in two black eyes.
The next morning she got up to find that the dog had eaten her dentures. She was understandly pissed off and lashed out kicking the dog. The dog bolted, jumped the front fence, got hit by a car and ended up having a leg amputated.
It's not funny but I couldn't help but laugh.
He finished the story saying "now she has 2 black eyes, no teeth & a 3 legged dog.
Think about this when you think you're having a bad week
I met up with a friend at the local club and asked him where his wife was. Apparently she had a fall last week getting out of bed and landed on the bedside table which hit her square between the eyes resulting in two black eyes.
The next morning she got up to find that the dog had eaten her dentures. She was understandly pissed off and lashed out kicking the dog. The dog bolted, jumped the front fence, got hit by a car and ended up having a leg amputated.
It's not funny but I couldn't help but laugh.
He finished the story saying "now she has 2 black eyes, no teeth & a 3 legged dog.
Think about this when you think you're having a bad week
Moral of the story . Look after your teeth and don't kick your dog .Ok, a little bit late for Friday Funnies but this is a true story that needs to be told.
I met up with a friend at the local club and asked him where his wife was. Apparently she had a fall last week getting out of bed and landed on the bedside table which hit her square between the eyes resulting in two black eyes.
The next morning she got up to find that the dog had eaten her dentures. She was understandly pissed off and lashed out kicking the dog. The dog bolted, jumped the front fence, got hit by a car and ended up having a leg amputated.
It's not funny but I couldn't help but laugh.
He finished the story saying "now she has 2 black eyes, no teeth & a 3 legged dog.
Think about this when you think you're having a bad week
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