I know it's not Friday, but I asked Chat GPT to roast AVZ share holders:
An AVZ Minerals shareholder? Oh, you must mean someone who's willing to play the world’s longest game of "When's the payday coming?" Let me guess: they've got enough stock certificates to wallpaper their whole house, but they're still checking the market every five minutes like it's a slot machine that hasn’t hit a jackpot in five years.
They probably tell all their friends they’re “invested in the lithium boom,” but the only thing booming is the sound of their hopes crashing every time the DRC hits them with more bureaucracy. "Hold tight! This is just a minor setback!" they say... for the hundredth time. Meanwhile, they’ve become an expert in African mining laws without ever actually making a cent off it. It’s not a shareholder portfolio they’ve got—it’s a collection of frustration and red tape.
Hahaha that’s goldI know it's not Friday, but I asked Chat GPT to roast AVZ share holders:
An AVZ Minerals shareholder? Oh, you must mean someone who's willing to play the world’s longest game of "When's the payday coming?" Let me guess: they've got enough stock certificates to wallpaper their whole house, but they're still checking the market every five minutes like it's a slot machine that hasn’t hit a jackpot in five years.
They probably tell all their friends they’re “invested in the lithium boom,” but the only thing booming is the sound of their hopes crashing every time the DRC hits them with more bureaucracy. "Hold tight! This is just a minor setback!" they say... for the hundredth time. Meanwhile, they’ve become an expert in African mining laws without ever actually making a cent off it. It’s not a shareholder portfolio they’ve got—it’s a collection of frustration and red tape.
May have missed something but are they no longer going to be updating their website?
May have missed something but are they no longer going to be updating their website?
Ah copy that cheers bullSHs wouldnt know when the website gets updated unless one is on the site every minute.
So it will be like, send the email and direct SHs to website where the full announcement details are.
It's not like the board shouldn't know what type of questions shareholders want to know.I would say it's more to direct the constant phone calls/emails that go to HQ away from Nige, Ben, and members of the BoD and allow deBoss to enquire on our behalf, as a single point of contact, then send out summary QandA to all who have provided an email address
The Company will still make announcements of it's own volition, and it allows the team to get on with fucking business instead of having to answer the phone to 100 calls a day
but what the fuck would I know
I gotta say, I find this whole situation so weird. Like if he works for AVZ can’t they give him access to the admin email? This is personal information, they’re putting a lot of trust in someone who seems pretty immature in his approach in the past and whose twitter profile doesn’t exactly scream professionalism. I don’t know, it feels off to me. I’m not doubting it’s legit but I just don’t understand the angle…
deboss is bringing a human touch . He feels your pain .I gotta say, I find this whole situation so weird. Like if he works for AVZ can’t they give him access to the admin email? This is personal information, they’re putting a lot of trust in someone who seems pretty immature in his approach in the past and whose twitter profile doesn’t exactly scream professionalism. I don’t know, it feels off to me. I’m not doubting it’s legit but I just don’t understand the angle…
deboss is bringing a human touch . He feels your pain .
and likes boobs, just like us
What about ordinary protocols has advanced us to date and stopped the attacks? Do the same things, expect the same outcome.I gotta say, I find this whole situation so weird. Like if he works for AVZ can’t they give him access to the admin email? This is personal information, they’re putting a lot of trust in someone who seems pretty immature in his approach in the past and whose twitter profile doesn’t exactly scream professionalism. I don’t know, it feels off to me. I’m not doubting it’s legit but I just don’t understand the angle…