Apparently, you know what you're talking about
Apparently I'm great with the ladies too.
Some time ago I went on a blind date. There I was looking handsome in my pin stripe suit, living proof that you can indeed polish a turd. Beside me a young woman in a seductively lightweight soft violet dress. She was truly stunning, so much so that I could hardly take my eyes off her.
It was evening as we stood together in line outside the venue. The air was brisk, a little too much so for my date. I noticed her shiver so took off my coat and placed it gently over her shoulders. She drew it close around her.
"Thank you" she said. "You're
too much of a gentleman."
"Sorry about that" I responded as I took back my coat.